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what's wrong with a 2'' dick? I'm built like a tuna can and the bitches love it. :smug2:
 

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Jim Johnson's idea of picking up a chick is literally picking her up and carrying her away after he's knocked her out.
 

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Jim Johnson's idea of picking up a chick is literally picking her up and carrying her away after he's knocked her out.

Guys I've covered this multiple times already. My ideal date/**** is a donkey punch as I'm pounding her from behind.
 

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They call me the "beer can". You can figure out the rest.
 

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Jim Johnson's idea of picking up a chick is literally picking her up and carrying her away after he's knocked her out.
Bill Cosby as well
 

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Jim Johnson's idea of picking up a chick is literally picking her up and carrying her away after he's knocked her out.

Dood, Last of us is so freaking good!!!!
 

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I'm at the hotel after Bills currently
 
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I'm at the hotel after Bills currently

I loved Bill's town. The bow became my best friend.

Hanging upside sucked though. Took me like 10 tried to get past that haha
 

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I loved Bill's town. The bow became my best friend.

Hanging upside sucked though. Took me like 10 tried to get past that haha

Yeah that sucked
 

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More specifically MILFs who husbands are away on business and who's kids come into town for Christmas instead of Turkey Day. They'll bend over and grab their ankles at the drop of a dime.

sex with married women is no joke some husbands would shoot you in the fuckin face regardless of how many steroids u shoot in your ass
 

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what's wrong with a 2'' dick? I'm built like a tuna can and the bitches love it. :smug2:

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dick like a badger breh small furry and ferocious...fears no competition
 

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