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Grim it upsets me that my tax dollars are going to pay for the construction crew to bulldoze your walls and crane your dead, fat ass out.
But it's fun so let's go bro out! You bring the roofies, I'll bring the strobelight!
 

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you bros are hanging without me? shiiiiiiit I'll make the trip!

Edit - Pequods is the fucking bomb

I was thinking of going to Piece and meeting up with some of my old Uke Village peeps. I used to play in a kickball league with the Brewmaster there.
 

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Does it have bicycle parking? I would think being in wicker park or would be bicycle exclusive.

more importantly, will I get a noise complaint if I don't take the playing cards out of my bicycle spokes?
 
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Does it have bicycle parking? I would think being in wicker park or would be bicycle exclusive.

Contrary to some fucktards, it's not a hipster haven. It's NEW HAVEN style pizza and craft beers. They'll have all screens on da Hawks as they steamroll the Ducks. Thinking Tuesday?
 

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Contrary to some fucktards, it's not a hipster haven. It's NEW HAVEN style pizza and craft beers. They'll have all screens on da Hawks as they steamroll the Ducks. Thinking Tuesday?

So......my playing cards are fine then?

and are there any negros in Wicker Park? Sometimes I like to take my cards out of the spokes and do some street magic for the local negros.
 

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absolutely. what kind of bike do you drive?

A baller ass Schwinn, bro!

I just have to be careful and quadruple lock it. Usually after I do my card tricks for the native negros, they like to do some magic of their own and make my bike disappear. They totally forget the prestige portion of the trick where I get my bike back though, so I'm not impressed with the trick.
 

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Contrary to some fucktards, it's not a hipster haven. It's NEW HAVEN style pizza and craft beers. They'll have all screens on da Hawks as they steamroll the Ducks. Thinking Tuesday?


Last question and sorry to be a pain. Do they have a wingsuit closet to store my wingsuit if I decide to glide in for a quick drink?
 

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Last question and sorry to be a pain. Do they have a wingsuit closet to store my wingsuit if I decide to glide in for a quick drink?

what da fuq are you going to jump off of?
 

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Well if you'd answer my question I could begin scouting for best location.

i don't think they have room for a wingsuit. I don't think flying into chicago like that is legal either. is this a troll?


I'm just down for some good pizza and a game. They won't be playing the game at Pequods, Aurellios (and I agree, i don't like their catsup sauce) or any of those foodie hipster type places. Bdubz is prolly our best bet. Maybe we could wingsuit into the willowbrook one because they have a huge parking lot but my cousin's plane is still fucked up and he's in jail so i'm not gonna figure this one out. Also, doesn't that sound like a lot of work?
 

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