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Starting to look like you have to be stupid to own an emu. Build a better fence.
 

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Damn. Had we earlier warning an interesting hunt could have occurred. Emu is rather tasty.
 

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Damn! the full clip

What kind of bird is this? Destroyed the snake. Who woulda thunk?
 

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Did any of you follow emmanuel todd lopez the emu from that clickbait knucklebump farms in florida? The woman was annoying but he cracked me up.

They have gone dark on social media since late last year but this thread made me think to look up how he was doing
 

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ok well you're a fucking fraud if you don't know Emmanuel
 

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These guys have been hanging out in my yard, which I thought was pretty cool until I remembered they are government surveillance drones.
 

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These guys have been hanging out in my yard, which I thought was pretty cool until I remembered they are government surveillance drones.
Had me fooled.

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Poor emu!

Can you imagine being a NYSP officer doing radar on the highway.

And a fucking Emu comes running along pecking at cars and shit, so you naturally pull the Emu over.

But as soon as you ask for license and registration the ****** charges, causing you to unload your 9mm into that mfer.

Then you have to do paperwork, and likely see a therapist, to explain how you feel about shooting a fucking Emu.

You get into it with someone at a party who is all "Omg Emus are sooooooooo cute".

As you stand before a judge for sentencing he says "I must take into account your difficult history with Emus", like that's in a court record forever about you.

When you finally get out of prison there's only one thing waiting for you, and that's the Emu you shot. but failed to kill.

A guard of the prison watches as you walk to the Emu at the tree line, make peace and leave to begin your new life as a vagrant with an Emu sidekick.

He turns to his buddy and says "That guy used to be a NYSP officer."
 

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