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Bizarre Death and injury thread
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That is not what I thought it was going to be.
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It's sad, and I hate to say it, but maybe Darwin won this battle? I mean shit, this is probably going to end up costing the Texans millions in lawsuits, investigations, probably have to put up new signs, maybe change procedures, and redo their escalators cause of one dumbass.
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I wonder if new amputees wake up in the middle of the night to pee and forget that they are missing a leg and fall over. I can't help but think I would, especially with all the ghosting sensations they talk about.
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What if it was a dude and it was his penis that had to be amputated, and he got up in the middle of the night to take a squirt? How long do you suppose he would stand in front of the terlet before he realized he was just pissing in a bag?
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/dog-killed-while-saving-owner-train-190740869.html
Poor dog, got taken out saving his drunk owner on the train tracks.
Poor dog, got taken out saving his drunk owner on the train tracks.
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How does someone swallow a toothpick and not know?
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There's a Darwin nominee if I ever saw one....
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Lady Thighs.... The other, other.... other..... white meat.
(Note ---- If you don't have a good stomach, I don't suggest clicking the link...)
But yes, folks, this is the ultimate fear of dating a cook.
(Note ---- If you don't have a good stomach, I don't suggest clicking the link...)
But yes, folks, this is the ultimate fear of dating a cook.
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WOW. Very rarely do you see someone come "clean" like that. You can't make this shit up.
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The worst part about it, Ton... That's in Lomita, CA.... That's in a pretty ritzy part of LA, too. So if it can happen in the suburbs, it can happen anywhere.
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Murder is not a bizarre way to die when you boil it down.... but the disposal method, he really greased his rails straight to hell.
Seriously though, he basically rendered her down. Anybody see that "Dirty Jobs" at the rendering plant? Grisly stuff.
Seriously though, he basically rendered her down. Anybody see that "Dirty Jobs" at the rendering plant? Grisly stuff.
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I hope that grease didn't end up at a recycling facility to be reused. Nasty.