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Please add extra sections as needed. I can amend.
I can see that post stretching on for pages.
I married The Actual Chick Fan. She'll share an IPA with you at the bar and not get giggly over Sharp, but knows what he brings to the table, and secretly put him into her "Top 5." Gives the evil eye to all of the pseudo-fans, yet will remind them of when the Hawks sucked, so be happy with what you have currently.
Oh, and don't call her a "chick fan."
 

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Please add extra sections as needed. I can amend.
I can see that post stretching on for pages.
I married The Actual Chick Fan. She'll share an IPA with you at the bar and not get giggly over Sharp, but knows what he brings to the table, and secretly put him into her "Top 5." Gives the evil eye to all of the pseudo-fans, yet will remind them of when the Hawks sucked, so be happy with what you have currently.
Oh, and don't call her a "chick fan."

Until you come home and dinner isn't ready. Then call her anything you want.
 

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  1. Chicago Blackhawks
Like others have pointed out in other threads, venture into the Bears and/or Bar forum at your own risk. Shots can, and most likely will, be fired at any time in there for countless reasons. Thick e-skin is recommended.

Welcome.
Considering that my favorite sports are Ice Hockey, Rugby Union, and Soccer, I won't venture there. It's safer that way :D

Still, thanks for the warm welcome.

There's a varying range of fan.
Casual: Goes to see a game a few times. Usually harmless. Knows after one mistake of not waiting for the whistle. Usually you'll get a "Let's go Blackhawks," clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
The noob: Could spawn into a die hard or a Bob from Niles.
The "I went to games in Old Chicago Stadium" Sausage Head: Bobby Hull is god, nothing is as good as the old barn and he swears he punched a Northstars fan in '82. Crawford may or may not suck.
The Crawford hater: See Sausage Head above. Usually posts about how Cutler is similar in play, even though we're talking about two different sports.
Boom and gloomer: Hawks win 4 in a row, Kane is Hart worthy, Keith for another Norris, Hossa for Selke, make room for banner #6. Then... they lose. Trade everyone. What the **** is Richards doing, Q doesn't know shit, the PP sucks balls, the team is a disgrace, trade Morin for a bag of pucks... wait.
The level headed fan: Understands hockey. May or may not have played, understands stats, trends, and sometimes doesn't wear emotions on sleeve, unless Matt Cooke is playing. **** that guy.

If I spent more time in Chicago as a kid, I'd probably be the "saw games in the old barn", but alas my 1st B'hakws game live was back in 1998...I remember Lindross slashed Chelios in that game. That and Mikita was better than Hull :)

I think I'd be level-headed, except I'm not only "**** Cooke" but "**** Torres" as well. :)

To add to Ares' post, I think there's also the Casual Chick fan, which my wife falls under. In spite of growing up in a locale where Hockey was big, never got into it until she started dating a rabid fan, and then found a common point with said significant other that they can rally behind (in my case, Hossa), Not incredibly knowledgeable about the finer points but doesn't come off as such--more causal than rabid. Not afraid to ask questions when they don't know. :)
 

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Welcome to the new Board!

Little advice: beware of the Sox and Bears forums
 

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Welcome to the new folks. This place is great. The Bears forum is just depressing.

Try the official Blackhawks message boards circa 2005.
It's like meeting the woman of your dreams only to poop your pants with 67 pounds of poop, and she's drowned by your lake of poop you created bursting from the seams of your pants, and there's nothing you can do but watch the brown take her.

It was a sad time.
 

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Why does erbody hate Grimson? Is Grimson like the Jeremy Morin of IHN? :hawkstroll:
 

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Why do I feel that we IHN'ers are the Gorillas on horseback getting ready to shoot all the happy people (especially Charlton Heston) just trying to hide in the weeds and post. :lmao:
 

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