Bleacher Report is still, well, Bleacher Report

[BearsFan51]

Why the Chicago Bears Absolutely Must Retain Lance Briggs, and this comes from one of their featured columnists who is supposed to be above this type of idiocy.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2345914-why-the-chicago-bears-absolutely-must-retain-lance-briggs

 

[DC]

You can always reapply in the fall, Biff.

 

[BearsFan51]

You can always reapply in the fall, Biff.

I know I can't wait to go back to earning badges and medals for my articles. It was always such a wonderful thing to write for them and to be paid in medals and sweatshirts...

 

[Tjodalv]

Damn, are you behind on your daily thread quota so much that you couldn't have put this in the "Briggs coming back?" thread? Not that I particularly disagree about the writing quality on BR, hell, that dude thinks Tampa would be a possible landing spot for Briggs...yeah, a team with the best young Will in the league needs Lance to come in and start...

 

[Run the ball]

I'm pretty sure you have said some stupid shit too in the past, and that didn't even earn you any shirts

 

[nvanprooyen]

Meanwhile ...

https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/bleacher-report .
https://siteanalytics.compete.com/bleacherreport.com/#.VMp4ycb3ci8

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you haven't raised $44M for your blog or get 13M visitors a month.

 

[BearsFan51]

Damn, are you behind on your daily thread quota so much that you couldn't have put this in the "Briggs coming back?" thread?

Yeah I figured since I've only started three threads in the last week it was time to go on a thread creation rampage just to piss you off...

 

[BearsFan51]

Meanwhile ...

https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/bleacher-report .
https://siteanalytics.compete.com/bleacherreport.com/#.VMp4ycb3ci8

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you haven't raised $44M for your blog or get 13M visitors a month.

You're right and it likely has to do with the fact that I don't write 13-million articles a month...

 

[Novak]

You're right and it likely has to do with the fact that I don't write 13-million articles a month...

Maybe it's because your blog sucks? :dunno:

 

[DC]

 

[BearsFan51]

Maybe it's because your blog sucks? :dunno:

Whoa did you come up with that snappy insult all by yourself?

 

[Novak]

Whoa did you come up with that snappy insult all by yourself?

Not trying to be insulting, I was just laying out all possible contributing factors as to why your blog turns no profit.

If it didn't suck, would it get more clicks?

 

[Teddy KGB]

Petty jealousy thread # 73023

 

[Ares]

Not trying to be insulting, I was just laying out all possible contributing factors as to why your blog turns no profit.

If it didn't suck, would it get more clicks?

If he wasn't a whiny know-it-all asshole all the time it would get more clicks

 

[Newblood]

Not trying to be insulting, I was just laying out all possible contributing factors as to why your blog turns no profit.

If it didn't suck, would it get more clicks?

Better than Biff's

https://www.blogger.com/profile/04061159144829962485

 

[NCChiFan]

Did they take shirts and medals away when you're posts were sub par?

 

[shoopster]

 

[TheWinman]

Maybe it's because your blog sucks? :dunno:

ding...ding...ding..... we have a winner

 

[DMelt36]

Bleacher Report has significantly improved over the last couple of years.

It's not like they're the only media outlet with people who have stupid opinions, such as this one.

 

[EverybodyHatesCutler]

I know I can't wait to go back to earning badges and medals for my articles. It was always such a wonderful thing to write for them and to be paid in medals and sweatshirts...

Coming from the guy who can't keep an internship & isn't paid to write. LOL