Branch Davidians

[mikita's helmet]

I'm lookin' for a pink gun to match my dress.

Spoiler

 

[bookjones]

How long has Jesus been dead?

Sorry, you'll have to qualify that with more specifics seeing as how the Creationists choose to willfully disregard normal, proven scientific measures to determine time and instead have invented their own measurement of time.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Sorry, you'll have to qualify that with more specifics seeing as how the Creationists choose to willfully disregard normal, proven scientific measures to determine time and instead have invented their own measurement of time.

Anyway, he cutted my grass last week.

 

[bookjones]

Anyway, he cutted my grass last week.

Sweet! Reminds me of Buddy Christ. We just use a lawn service but they do okay. It's certainly nothing like having Jesus H. Christ doing the shrubs though.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Sweet! Reminds me of Buddy Christ. We just use a lawn service but they do okay. It's certainly nothing like having Jesus H. Christ doing the shrubs though.

Glad you said shrub instead of bush.

 

[the canadian dream]

Sorry, you'll have to qualify that with more specifics seeing as how the Creationists choose to willfully disregard normal, proven scientific measures to determine time and instead have invented their own measurement of time.

Incorrect!!



The right answer was. "Jesus never died..he lives within each and every one of us and the water and land. He lives in the Superbowl, Grammy and Oscar winers. In a childs eyes and an elderly persons crutches. He lives in the tears of an Orca and the wings of a dove."



David Koresh only lived in a compound.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Incorrect!!



The right answer was. "Jesus never died..he lives within each and every one of us and the water and land. He lives in the Superbowl, Grammy and Oscar winers. In a childs eyes and an elderly persons crutches. He lives in the tears of an Orca and the wings of a dove."



David Koresh only lived in a compound.

Jesus lives in Paul Ryan who wants to cut food stamp aid and medicaid for many of the poor.



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A faith-based lesson for Paul Ryan



There is something un-Christian about the Gospel According to Paul Ryan. So, at least, says Ryan’s Catholic Church.



In an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network’s David Brody this month, Ryan, the author of the House Republican budget endorsed by Mitt Romney, said his program was crafted “using my Catholic faith” as inspiration. But the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops was not about to bless that claim.



A week after Ryan’s boast, the bishops sent letters to Congress saying that the Ryan budget, passed by the House, “fails to meet” the moral criteria of the Church, namely its view that any budget should help “the least of these” as the Christian Bible requires: the poor, the hungry, the homeless, the jobless. “A just spending bill cannot rely on disproportionate cuts in essential services to poor and vulnerable persons,” the bishops wrote.



http://www.washingto...6TlT_story.html



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On behalf of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, I write to urge you to resist for moral and human reasons unacceptable cuts to hunger and nutrition programs. The committee has been instructed to reduce agricultural programs by an additional $33.2 billion. In allocating these reductions, the committee should protect essential programs that serve poor and hungry people over subsidies that assist large and relatively well-off agricultural enterprises. Cuts to nutrition programs such as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) will hurt hungry children, poor families, vulnerable seniors and workers who cannot find employment. These cuts are unjustified and wrong. If cuts are necessary, the committee should first look towards reducing and targeting commodity and subsidy programs that disproportionately go to large growers and agribusiness.



http://www.usccb.org...-2012-04-16.pdf

 

[bookjones]

Incorrect!!



The right answer was. "Jesus never died..he lives within each and every one of us and the water and land. He lives in the Superbowl, Grammy and Oscar winers. In a childs eyes and an elderly persons crutches. He lives in the tears of an Orca and the wings of a dove."



David Koresh only lived in a compound.

HUZZAH!





Damnit. TCD gets ALL the posting points and awards today. . .though I feel a bit dirty typing and admitting that.

 

[mikita's helmet]

though I feel a bit dirty typing and admitting that.

Which you secretly enjoy.

 

[the canadian dream]

HUZZAH!





Damnit. TCD gets ALL the posting points and awards today. . .though I feel a bit dirty typing and admitting that.

I'm in a mood!!! I'm going to offend as I am offended then I am going to eat humble pie and apologize like the coward soft backboned Canadian that I am!! And I am going to do so with the grace of poor spelling and bad grammer and from behind a computer!! Because that's the Canadian way damn it!!



Then I might eat poutine to ease my guilt. And a corn dog to satisfy my *** tendencies.