Brandon Marshall divorcing his wife?

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Marshall's wife is the only woman we have to keep OUT of the kitchen because of all of the knives & shit there...
 

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I am diagnosed by professionals with multiple DSM-IV disorders in addition to 4 or 5 severe behavioral and substance addictions.

I am crazy. For real. As well as a visionary/artist with potential for super-genius creativity and math. Perfect math sat, and all that but totally fucked up, nearly homeless and jobless. Worthless at life basically while crying about Nietzsche at night.

Are you Good Will Hunting?
 

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Aside from the multiple DSM-IV disorders, the severe behavioral disorders and the substance addictions, as well as the crazy stuff, being a visionary and whatnot and any super-genius math junk, and being totally fucked up, close to homeless and with no job, and the Nietzsche thing, what Rasko describes pretty much sums me up; crying at night.

Bears fan. Brother?
 

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I agree with every statement in this!


Fucking women!

Counting down to your birthday? Like at midnight the day of? WTF. Typical. "OMG my husband is watching the fight. The fight is more important than me to him. I need all your attention all the time to prove that you care, and even though you show me 1000 times if you mess up once i have to throw a fit and say you don't love me."

goddamn I can relate. So me and Marshal need to date some other women, but damn. Do good ones exist or are they all like this?

Look *****!!! Let your birthday at least play out. Does he take you to dinner? Does he have a party or a surprise party? Does he get you something you really like?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YET YOU DUMB ***** BECAUSE ITS MIDNIGHT THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY AND HE IS WATCHING THE MAYWEATHER FIGHT LIKE EVERY OTHER RICH MAN IN AMERICA!! IF MONEY IS NO ISSUE YOUR WATCHING IT OR YOUR *** OR YOUR A PUSSY!!!

fucking bitches.
 

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Wait, did that crazy racist **** get banned finally?

Not totally sure but under his name it said "awaiting activation" (or something similar) w avatar gone, then a bunch of his posts were deleted and hasnt made a post in several days since.
 

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He threw a few gems out there in the "Bears most Jewish Team..." thread: "My great great grandfather was a Jew. He probably raped my great great grandmother just like they rape the world's economy." "ok zionists control finance and banking and zionists happen to be jewish, but not all jews are zionists. are you happy now hoe?" "yes that mulatto piece of shit [Obama] is a terrorist." Haven't seen don around since.
 

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Fucking women!

Counting down to your birthday? Like at midnight the day of? WTF. Typical. "OMG my husband is watching the fight. The fight is more important than me to him. I need all your attention all the time to prove that you care, and even though you show me 1000 times if you mess up once i have to throw a fit and say you don't love me."

goddamn I can relate. So me and Marshal need to date some other women, but damn. Do good ones exist or are they all like this?

Look *****!!! Let your birthday at least play out. Does he take you to dinner? Does he have a party or a surprise party? Does he get you something you really like?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YET YOU DUMB ***** BECAUSE ITS MIDNIGHT THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY AND HE IS WATCHING THE MAYWEATHER FIGHT LIKE EVERY OTHER RICH MAN IN AMERICA!! IF MONEY IS NO ISSUE YOUR WATCHING IT OR YOUR *** OR YOUR A PUSSY!!!

fucking bitches.

Hahahahaha. Good shit! Counting down alone and testing her husband before the bday plays out.

Here is an idea. Why doesn't she count down all the millions she has made for doing nothing more that being with Marshall.
 

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I am diagnosed by professionals with multiple DSM-IV disorders in addition to 4 or 5 severe behavioral and substance addictions.

I am crazy. For real. As well as a visionary/artist with potential for super-genius creativity and math. Perfect math sat, and all that but totally fucked up, nearly homeless and jobless. Worthless at life basically while crying about Nietzsche at night.

Good thing to note: God isn't dead.
 

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Is this really happening?
No matter the age of a woman, they all have problems, the young ones are learning and don't know what they want yet, and the older ones don't trust men or are already carrying baggage from there **** ups when they were young.
 

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Raskonickolaivolkov, you need to do as I have done: Realize that relationships and marriage and all that bullshit is against human nature. Women exist to be banged. Bang them, keep banging them until it's no longer awesome, then get a new one to bang.

My life rules now that I'm done with relationships. I had a moment of clarity at about 31, after my 10th or so failed relationship where some loser ***** tried to run my life, meanwhile only contributing BJs and reverse cowgirl. American women exist to invade your life, take it over, spend YOUR money, tell you what you can and can't to do, take you away from all your friends, mold you into who THEY want you to be, and control it all with the threat of withholding the pussy. ****. All. That.

But if you do get the urge to only put your penis in one vagina for the rest of your days, find a non-American woman. Preferly a FOB Asian broad that lives to serve you and will only speak when asking you what you want for dinner or in the bedroom. Most foreign bitches are just happy to not be beaten by some drunken asshole. So when you treat them well(IE don't beat them) and provide for them, you'll have dinner on the table every night and a clean house. And they don't get mouthy, because they appreciate what they have, and they know at any given moment you could haul off and slap the shit out of them for being insubordinate. Just don't let them have any American bitchwoman friends, or they will become infected...
 

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Raskonickolaivolkov, you need to do as I have done: Realize that relationships and marriage and all that bullshit is against human nature. Women exist to be banged. Bang them, keep banging them until it's no longer awesome, then get a new one to bang.

My life rules now that I'm done with relationships. I had a moment of clarity at about 31, after my 10th or so failed relationship where some loser ***** tried to run my life, meanwhile only contributing BJs and reverse cowgirl. American women exist to invade your life, take it over, spend YOUR money, tell you what you can and can't to do, take you away from all your friends, mold you into who THEY want you to be, and control it all with the threat of withholding the pussy. ****. All. That.

But if you do get the urge to only put your penis in one vagina for the rest of your days, find a non-American woman. Preferly a FOB Asian broad that lives to serve you and will only speak when asking you what you want for dinner or in the bedroom. Most foreign bitches are just happy to not be beaten by some drunken asshole. So when you treat them well(IE don't beat them) and provide for them, you'll have dinner on the table every night and a clean house. And they don't get mouthy, because they appreciate what they have, and they know at any given moment you could haul off and slap the shit out of them for being insubordinate. Just don't let them have any American bitchwoman friends, or they will become infected...

I would like to bold this paragraph and bump this thread in the hope that the self righteous ***** who posted on the first page sees this. That is all. Carry on.
 

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I would like to bold this paragraph and bump this thread in the hope that the self righteous ***** who posted on the first page sees this. That is all. Carry on.
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I would like to bold this paragraph and bump this thread in the hope that the self righteous ***** who posted on the first page sees this. That is all. Carry on.

Who do you think is a woman?
 

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