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I turned one of my little toes on my right food out at a 90 degree angle once walking past a chair, broke it for sure. Then had to walk on it at Disney world 2 weeks later and drive a car with no cruise control. 'Twas hell for sure.


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Yup little toe on my right foot. Getting ready for the wedding of my wife's friend, smash my toe into a dresser, it was pointing on a right angle away from my foot. Couldn't put a shoe on. Wife insisted I did it on purpose to get out of the wedding. Maybe subconsciously.

Doctors can do nothing but tape it to the next toe.
 

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I have a bad big toe and had to have surgery a couple of years ago to restore some movement both to it and the 2nd toe. Both bones had to be scrapped. It is amazing how you balance is disrupted by a problem with your toe. Its better but still hurts. Something that helps is a compound jel that they gave me. I don't know all of the ingredients other than Lidocain. You might ask about it with your doctor. It is expensive as hell but luckily my insurance pays for most of it.
 

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Got up last night to piss stepped on the cat and stubbed my little toe on the door after the prick cat bit me. Didn't notice how much it hurts until today. Had a good buzz going last night. Time to get started on todays buzz.
 

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Yup little toe on my right foot. Getting ready for the wedding of my wife's friend, smash my toe into a dresser, it was pointing on a right angle away from my foot. Couldn't put a shoe on. Wife insisted I did it on purpose to get out of the wedding. Maybe subconsciously.

Doctors can do nothing but tape it to the next toe.

why in the world would you go to a doctor to have them tape your toes together, and multiple doctors even? dafuq?
 

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why in the world would you go to a doctor to have them tape your toes together, and multiple doctors even? dafuq?

I went to a special toe clinic in Salzburg Austria and saw a Doctor Helmut Von Schoal. He treated the wound with a special medical tape made from the neck hair of Austrian rats. It really kept the toes together.

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I went to an urgent care place by my house and then I found out that all they could do was tape the toes together.

How the **** would I know all they would do was tape it up?

Multiple doctors? You just made that shit up.

What the **** is wrong with you McSquid?
 

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I went to a special toe clinic in Salzburg Austria and saw a Doctor Helmut Von Schoal. He treated the wound with a special medical tape made from the neck hair of Austrian rats. It really kept the toes together.

Or

I went to an urgent care place by my house and then I found out that all they could do was tape the toes together.

How the **** would I know all they would do was tape it up?

Multiple doctors? You just made that shit up.

What the **** is wrong with you McSquid?
When I broke my first toe, AOL chat room told me to tape it. Solid advice
 

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