Bugs in the House

[Nick80]

You want me to jelly up my entire house? Alright.... seems counter to the "Clean your house" notion but I'll give it a go.

I like your opened minded approach to this, hopefully you will get an award at your next meeting with Douche. Douche, yo better be reading this, Ares is experiencing and opening up to new ideas and practices!

(a gif would go here, but as I no longer post funny or even remotely funny gifs, no longer will this happen. R.I.P gifs)

 

[HeHateMe]

So last year when the weather warmed up I did Ortho Home defense around my house.... I fucking hate bugs, they all need to die.

All last Spring/Summer I was finding dead flies near my windows and a few times I would find them alive enough to be flying around my house and I would have to hunt them down.

Over this past Winter I did plastic to seal all the windows to try to help with leaky windows letting cold air in.... I had hoped maybe the flies were getting in a gap in a window somewhere, but evidently not because when it warmed up they got in even with the windows and patio door sealed with plastic.

Where da fuq do I look next?

I dont want to get too personal but,

When you take a shower do you wash your butthole?

 

[Hbkrusso]

I dont want to get too personal but,

When you take a shower do you wash your butthole?

if not washing yer buthole is the cause for all those flies at his place


what am I not washing good enough that's drawing all these ladie bugs ffs I have an infestation of lady bugs here and cannot seem to kill all these bitches off no matter what I do. I even went so far as too clear cut half the mountainside I live on thinking it was all the wildflowers but nope still fucking lady bugs everywhere.

got my house sealed up like a fucking vault and they still get in smh

 

[KittiesKorner]

ladybugs are good luck. they mean you will find love in the near future

 

[Hbkrusso]

ladybugs are good luck. they mean you will find love in the near future

shew that was close I was worried I might not be washing my piss hole enough or something. and I wouldn't wanna risk getting soap in that mothafucka again

 

[Bigfoot]

You got to scrub the little head more bro, the lady bugs are attracted to the musk of the little head.

 

[Hbkrusso]

You got to scrub the little head more bro, the lady bugs are attracted to the musk of the little head.

its dangerous bro have you ever got soap in dat ***** its like pissing razor blades after that

 

[Bigfoot]

its dangerous bro have you ever got soap in dat ***** its like pissing razor blades after that

lol, yeah the Hammer get upset when soap finds it way in there.

 

[Nick80]

ladybugs are good luck. they mean you will find love in the near future

I wish that were true, they love I keep finding fucks off on various modes on transport and doesn't respond to my correspondence.

 

[Urblock]

Flies in the house. I would get a new house.

 

[Bigfoot]

maybe its Fisch decomposed body in your house ares. Haven't seen or smelled hot dogs outside in the woods for awhile. He could be in the house under the bed dead.

 

[Omeletpants]

maybe its Fisch decomposed body in your house ares.

I can get behind that

 

[ytsejam]

Import a bunch of spiders...they are the insect control of the natural world.

And bats.
Can't forget the bats.

 

[Crystallas]

Maybe Ares Fudd is using the wrong ACME contraptions to get Bugs out of his house.

 

[ijustposthere]

A cat. My friend says his kills all the bugs.

 

[1COBearsfan]

A cat. My friend says his kills all the bugs.

I can corroborate this. Our cats always play with them a bunch before eating them. They haven't quite figured out how to take down a stinkbug though