Canada Apologizes for Upcoming Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Wedding

[The Mule]

Truly, we are so sorry for this. And any offspring that may result from this union. I hope the rest of the world does not bomb the shit out of our country because of this unholy marriage. Nickelback and Avril Lavigne have caused enough trouble, but together, I can only imagine the terror that will be unleashed. Yes, this is terrorism



http://www.vulture.com/2012/08/avril-lavigne-will-marry-nickelback-singer.html

 

[bri]

I saw that. She moves quick. I thought she was still with Brody Jenner.

 

[KMChechASS69r]

Truly, we are so sorry for this. And any offspring that may result from this union. I hope the rest of the world does not bomb the shit out of our country because of this unholy marriage. Nickelback and Avril Lavigne have caused enough trouble, but together, I can only imagine the terror that will be unleashed. Yes, this is terrorism



http://www.vulture.com/2012/08/avril-lavigne-will-marry-nickelback-singer.html

You did give us RUSH so it's all good!

 

[CLWolf81]

I feel bad for you guys.... I mean... Nickelback hellspawn???

 

[bookjones]

Damn you Canada! Damn you ALL to hell! {{{shakes fists to heavens}}}





You hosers.

 

[Tater]

Damn you Canada! Damn you ALL to hell! {{{shakes fists to heavens}}}





You hosers.

/shakes fists in anger

*joins Bookie in her damnation of Kanada.*

 

[the canadian dream]

pffffff

 

[the canadian dream]

I've said it before. biologically they might be ours but socially and culturally they are all American. i apologise for nothing.



And I know this means giving up the great Canadians. I can accept that.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

I heard that Truimph with Celine Dion will be the band at the wedding.

 

[whiteevo]

canada is trolling us......right??? right???

 

[winos5]

And just when Justin Bieber was fading away. The indignity of it all....

 

[bri]

Will it get Will and Kate coverage and will it be televised?

 

[TSD]

But...but hes not a skater boy.

 

[BigPete]

I wonder what their wedding song is going to be.



"I like your pants around your knees!"

 

[The Count Dante]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZSImx5u88Q

 

[phranchk]

Can't take credit for this, but I laughed when I read it.

"I didn't know Canada allowed same suck marriage."

 

[BigPete]

I may not listen to much of her music, but I'd **** her.



Listening to his music makes me want to beat the **** out of him...

 

[mikita's helmet]

Neil Young is gonna be the preacher, right? D.O.A., the reception band doing Leonard Cohen covers.

 

[bri]

Neil Young is gonna be the preacher, right? D.O.A., the reception band doing Leonard Cohen covers.

Listening to Neil Young makes me want to put a bullet through my brain.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Listening to Neil Young makes me want to put a bullet through my brain.

Makes me wanna live rock in a free world.