Canada Apologizes for Upcoming Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Wedding

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Neil Young is gonna be the preacher, right? D.O.A., the reception band doing Leonard Cohen covers.



These are all good ideas, but they are AWESOME in comparison to Chavril (obviously, their new name) which seems a bit upsetting. Neil Young would never attend such a low class affair. Maybe instead we get Kim Mitchell to officiate and get Shania Twain to be the reception music, doing Loverboy covers.
 

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These are all good ideas, but they are AWESOME in comparison to Chavril (obviously, their new name) which seems a bit upsetting. Neil Young would never attend such a low class affair. Maybe instead we get Kim Mitchell to officiate and get Shania Twain to be the reception music, doing Loverboy covers.



Then Twain and KD Lang will slow dance at the reception, and we'll all get tingly or tumescent.
 

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Then Twain and KD Lang will slow dance at the reception, and we'll all get tingly or tumescent.



Ok. I can support this. I love KD Lang. And Shania is a perfectly acceptable pop star, although, a little boring.
 

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And somewhere the Cowboy Junkies sing a sad slow lament for Canada....
 

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And somewhere the Cowboy Junkies sing a sad slow lament for Canada....



But then BTO livens things up, followed by The Guess Who, bringin' us down.
 

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I still want D.O.A. and Joey Shithead to do Cohen covers at the reception.



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Give me the Brian Setzer Orchestra any day of the week.
 

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And somewhere the Cowboy Junkies sing a sad slow lament for Canada....

Would they be "Speaking Confidentially?"



...or would they be sharing a "Common Disaster?"
 

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Then Twain and KD Lang will slow dance at the reception, and we'll all get tingly or tumescent.



No! KD Lang is too classy BY FAR for Chavril. Man, do I miss the old KD Lang and The Reclines group. Sighs.



Also too classy but still Canadian: Rufus Wainwright (Sighs) and Our Lady Peace.
 

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No! KD Lang is too classy BY FAR for Chavril. Man, do I miss the old KD Lang and The Reclines group. Sighs.



Also too classy but still Canadian: Rufus Wainwright (Sighs) and Our Lady Peace.



I like me some Rufus. He good!
 

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No! KD Lang is too classy BY FAR for Chavril. Man, do I miss the old KD Lang and The Reclines group. Sighs.



Also too classy but still Canadian: Rufus Wainwright (Sighs) and Our Lady Peace.

Can't stand him... his sister, his father... yes. Him, no. Saw him w/Ben Folds once and we left half-way through his performance.
 

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