Chicago Bears Set To Replace Mascot Staley With A Real Bear

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Man, bears are scary as shit, how will that thing react to that many people screaming? The last thing we need is a scared bear in a giant cereal bowl full of humans.

whats even more frightening than a bear, is a shaved bear..

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[video=youtube;4GnPt3RIIsA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GnPt3RIIsA[/video]

it would be like this. lol
 

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Can we teach the bear to throw it's excrement in the stands? Fans like to know their not watching TV.
 

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Awesome.news!!
 

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Keep Staley and just bring the Honey Bears back. I'd be happy with that.
 

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Keep Staley and just bring the Honey Bears back. I'd be happy with that.

noooooo!!! We need to go super old school. REal bears, midgets, and dancing girls in medieval costumes. maybe even dancing bears.
 

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noooooo!!! We need to go super old school. REal bears, midgets, and dancing girls in medieval costumes. maybe even dancing bears.

Or we could go all first-century Roman and just throw our mascot onto the field with opposing mascots and watch them try to eat one another. Personally I think a grizzly would easily take a falcon, eagle, ram, random Scandinavian dude (or any of the other people-mascots for that matter), etc. The only really good fights would be a bear vs. a tiger, lion, buffalo, and dolphin (I don't trust those fucking dolphins...they have to be hiding something [and they like raping our women too]).
 

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