China gives 10,000 pigeons "anal exams"

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Who knew the pigeon anus was such a threat to communism? :dunno:


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/01/free-bird-china-pigeons-anal-security-checks


http://news.yahoo.com/reports-china-body-searched-10-000-pigeons-044616382.html

 

[Urblock]

Ares and China start the Great Pigeon World War.:lmao:

 

[HeHateMe]

where is that bird hating bastard Ares? you'd think that he'd be drawn to this thread like a pigeon to Ares' head.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

The Chinese are fairly certain the qi to all life is up some pigeon's ass.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

where is that bird hating bastard Ares? you'd think that he'd be drawn to this thread like a pigeon to Ares' head.

I did post this entirely for his benefit. Maybe they finally got to him....

 

[Urblock]

The penguin has the pigeons working as a unit. May need to form a rescue mission.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Seems legit. *makes note to never travel to China*

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Seems legit. *makes note to never travel to China*

Right? There's so much cool shit I'd love to see in china but that country is seriously fucked up.

 

[Ares]

Ares and China start the Great Pigeon World War.:lmao:

 

[Scoot26]

Ares and Urblock need to unite. Nuke dem pigeons!

 

[clonetrooper264]

Ares and Urblock need to unite. Nuke dem pigeons!

They tried. The evil robot penguin was the result.

 

[Ares]

They tried. The evil robot penguin was the result.

Dat fucking penguin.... Urblock and I really had something once

 

[Dogstar]

Right? There's so much cool shit I'd love to see in china but that country is seriously fucked up.

I've lived six weeks of my life there and I can tell you that (as a tourist) urban China is safe. China has us out-populated by 1 billion and we still have more people in our prison system. Contrary to what the news wants you to believe, China is a restrictive country but it's not outwardly oppressive. There are no bread lines, there are no guards asking you for your passport every 100 yards. Communism is just a label that has given way to capitalism. So as long as you're not trying to smuggle bibles into the country or running around in the streets waving a US flag, you'll be fine.

Seriously, unless you're asthmatic, go...

...but bring extra TP with you and buy some diapers if you intend to take taxi rides, cuz you'll probably shit your pants a few times.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I've lived six weeks of my life there and I can tell you that (as a tourist) urban China is safe. China has us out-populated by 1 billion and we still have more people in our prison system. Contrary to what the news wants you to believe, China is a restrictive country but it's not outwardly oppressive. There are no bread lines, there are no guards asking you for your passport every 100 yards. Communism is just a label that has given way to capitalism. So as long as you're not trying to smuggle bibles into the country or running around in the streets waving a US flag, you'll be fine.

Seriously, unless you're asthmatic, go...

...but bring extra TP with you and buy some diapers if you intend to take taxi rides, cuz you'll probably shit your pants a few times.

It's on my bucket list of places to see... Thanks for posting.

 

[Ares]

For the record, China does not seem to have exactly the right strategy nor tactics for dealing with the global pigeon crisis....

 

[clonetrooper264]

For the record, China does not seem to have exactly the right strategy nor tactics for dealing with the global pigeon crisis....

Not everyone is enlightened

 

[Ares]

Not everyone is enlightened

They have not seen what we few have seen..... they don't know....

 

[clonetrooper264]

They have not seen what we few have seen..... they don't know....

 

[xer0h0ur]

Right? There's so much cool shit I'd love to see in china but that country is seriously fucked up.

When my brother in law, his sister and his brother in law went to China they said they had a great time but man seeing shit like this scares me away. I figure if they are doing this to pigeons....dafuq would they do to me.

 

[Nail Polish]

When my brother in law, his sister and his brother in law went to China they said they had a great time but man seeing shit like this scares me away. I figure if they are doing this to pigeons....dafuq would they do to me.

Give you a room with a bath?


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