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She would be on Cloud 9. Wish I had enough in the bank to make that happen.
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She would be on Cloud 9. Wish I had enough in the bank to make that happen.
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Cookware, knives...much cheaper.
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A vibrator.
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Of the ones that you've used on yourself, which do you like the best?
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I'd say your moms but I don't want to get banned.
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Crys, what the hell is going on in your avatar?
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That would make for an interesting vibrator.
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Me and my siblings bought my mom a customized white gold necklace with a heart that has our birthstones in the middle. And also her favorite perfume that you can't find anywhere anymore.
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Sounds like you did a real sweet thing for your mother.
Now me? Every year I make a speech holding a contract for a nursing home and say, this Christmas will not be your last with the family, as I tear the contract up with glee. Then I wish my mother a Merry Christmas and everyone is happy.
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Do you at least recycle the paper?
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Shredded, those contracts contain sensitive information.
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We use it as garden mulch.
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You've come to the wrong place then.
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Sounds like she could use a couple of the 'ol JimJohnson specials to the face.
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