Coffee

[DC]

So, I'm currently riding a phenominal coffee high (surely to only be followed by a coffee low) as evidenced by my piss poor posting in the Bears forum.

That said, let's rejoice for coffee! Who loves it? Who can't get enough of it? How do you like it? How much do you like? Would you drink it cold if that was the only option? Would you kill for it? DETAILS!!!

I'm usually a 2-3 cup kind of guy. A cup being a proper eight ounces. Cream for sure, but never just sugar. Usually a flavored creamer like hazelnut or Italian sweet cream. If I'm at the restaurant I'll doll it up with some Monin caramel and Hershey syrup. I try not to drink it after 4:00 in the afternoon if I want to go to sleep. If you see your old buddy DC posting at 4:00 in the morning it just means I had a cup at work during a close and the devil won't let me sleep. Also makes me poop instantly.

Here are some awesome coffee memes:

 

[Novak]

I drink tons of coffee and don't ever experience "coffee highs"... Have you ever done blow or shoved a bunch of adderall up your ass?

If not, this may be why you're zooming on caffeine :dunno:

 

[DC]

I keep my daily dosage low. Much like my marijuana use, everything in moderation.

Except for Cadbury eggs. I raped the shit outta them this year.

 

[DC]

Have you ever done blow or shoved a bunch of adderall up your ass?

 

[ruprecht]

I like my coffee black, hot, and a little sloppy. Or my women, can't remember.

 

[DC]

I like my coffee black, hot, and a little sloppy. Or my women, can't remember.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I'm a pot a day drinker. I'm more addicted to caffeine than I ever was to cigarettes. Black, cream and sugar, whatever. I'll drink it anyway I can get it.

 

[DC]

I'm a pot a day drinker. I'm more addicted to caffeine than I ever was to cigarettes. Black, cream and sugar, whatever. I'll drink it anyway I can get it.

Yes. Remember thinking that coffee was gross as a kid? I used to make fun of people for drinking it.

What a idiot.

 

[Omeletpants]

Coffee is for loser boys. Dont' be a slave to the bean

 

[DC]

No junkies comment? You need some coffee.

 

[Monster]

Love it. Everyday user.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Coffee is for loser boys. Dont' be a slave to the bean

This.

Also please move this to the food and drink forum.

 

[DC]

This.

Also please move this to the food and drink forum.

Back up, homeskillet. You can find coffee in a bar. Coffee transcends. Leave coffee alone or you will be thrashed.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Coffee is for loser boys. Dont' be a slave to the bean

Thanks for stepping all over this thread jackass.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Back up, homeskillet. You can find coffee in a bar. Coffee transcends. Leave coffee alone or you will be thrashed.

Coffee and liquor go oh so nicely.

 

[Omeletpants]

No junkies comment? You need some coffee.

There are junkies and bean slaves. Not the same thing

 

[Omeletpants]

Thanks for stepping all over this thread jackass.

Licker of many dicks, that snarky comment was uncalled for and beneath even you. If that's even possible

 

[DC]

Coffee and liquor go oh so nicely.

Don't they? So many combinations!

Licker of many dicks, that snarky comment was uncalled for and beneath even you. If that's even possible

Get the **** out you turd. I rarely make a thread that gets 10 responses. Don't shitbird this thread.

 

[Omeletpants]

Don't they? So many combinations!



Get the **** out you turd. I rarely make a thread that gets 10 responses. Don't shitbird this thread.

I'll poop all over this thread

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I'll poop all over this thread

Nah, your Depends will thwart you old man.