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Fisch already knows it.
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Dunno man, the ex I was with for 11 years was already fairly unstable so the week of kayaking the red river really wasn't all that much different from the norm. Although in general I've found that pumping them full of cosmos is mutually beneficial.
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It's like picking your nose, getting a prostate exam or shitting your pants because you ate Taco Bell and are too inebriated to make it to the bathroom.
Most of us normal guys probably have, it's just that some things are better left untold.
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Earned mine when she started dropping clots in the middle of snacktime.
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Thanks. I think I'll skip lunch today. Dogstar is right.
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Just lick the clit.
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Does causing the bleeding yourself count? LOL. I had gotten an ex all hot and bothered and I was fingering her hard. Before I know it I am seeing blood on my fingers and I was like "why didn't you tell me you are on the rag?" She responds "I'm not." Then I remembered I had just cut my nails earlier and I didn't manicure the edges lolololol. I was like "oops, mah bad." Still ate the pussy.
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My friend claims he did that to his girlfriend.. though not with his finger... She started to not feel well while he was banging her and then they stopped and he saw blood everywhere.. I guess she had to get stitches lol.
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Well, we can't all be hung like Bigfoot.
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OK.... I'll tell a story....
So I was REALLY drunk with this girl in a hotel. We start fucking around in the hallway. I'm fingering her and shit when some people we know walk down the hall so we have to leave. We get in the elevator to go to her room. This other couple walks in. I ask which floor do you want? I go push that floors button on the elevator and leave a big RED SPOT on that number. Look down at my finger to see it's covered in blood. The people proceed to quickly exit the elevator.
Oops....
So I was REALLY drunk with this girl in a hotel. We start fucking around in the hallway. I'm fingering her and shit when some people we know walk down the hall so we have to leave. We get in the elevator to go to her room. This other couple walks in. I ask which floor do you want? I go push that floors button on the elevator and leave a big RED SPOT on that number. Look down at my finger to see it's covered in blood. The people proceed to quickly exit the elevator.
Oops....
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Sick bastards.
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This is not what I had intended for this thread.... I created a monster....
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Christ, Allah, and Odin, you guys act like you can't stand a bit of blood. Buncha goddamned pussies.
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Not usually when I'm munching rug, no.
Not usually when I'm munching rug, no.
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LOL. That's the reaction I have to pretty much every thread I start here.
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OK...I'll share.
Ship was in Subic Bay and anyone who has ever been there knows Olangapo had over 300 bars in a 2 square miles. So I go out on the town with my buds and drink this shit that has like rum.vodka,tequila, whiskey and some kinda punch. Messes you up quick. So I grab me a really good looking chick from the bar and we head to one of the hotels that line the main drag. I go down on her for about an hour just munchin to beat the band. Finally pass out and when I wake up gotta take a leak really bad. Now this is one of those hotels that has just one bathroom for all the rooms so I pull my pants on and stagger down the hall passing lots of people who are giving me this strange look. I go in the bathroom....relieve myself and go to wash my hands and look in the mirror and discover most of my face covered in dried blood. Tried to open my mouth and had to actually wash my face before I could really open my mouth.
Ship was in Subic Bay and anyone who has ever been there knows Olangapo had over 300 bars in a 2 square miles. So I go out on the town with my buds and drink this shit that has like rum.vodka,tequila, whiskey and some kinda punch. Messes you up quick. So I grab me a really good looking chick from the bar and we head to one of the hotels that line the main drag. I go down on her for about an hour just munchin to beat the band. Finally pass out and when I wake up gotta take a leak really bad. Now this is one of those hotels that has just one bathroom for all the rooms so I pull my pants on and stagger down the hall passing lots of people who are giving me this strange look. I go in the bathroom....relieve myself and go to wash my hands and look in the mirror and discover most of my face covered in dried blood. Tried to open my mouth and had to actually wash my face before I could really open my mouth.
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Can I mention the time a dwarf gal gave me an excellent handjob at an Eastern Illinois party, or is that a different thread?
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Are you sure you didn't kill her?
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