Come see my band!

[MassHavoc]

Yeah, she mentioned you were missing one... what's up with that?

 

[jakobeast]

Yeah, she mentioned you were missing one... what's up with that?

I had one removed cause you grandma sucked all the material out of it. She is a voracious ball sucker.

 

[Ymono37]

I had one removed cause you grandma sucked all the material out of it. She is a voracious ball sucker.

I thought you said Mass' Dad was responsible for that?

 

[MassHavoc]

I thought you said Mass' Dad was responsible for that?

Nah, as a prostate cancer survivor, lefty is not a fan of balls anymore.

 

[jakobeast]

Nah, as a prostate cancer survivor, lefty is not a fan of balls anymore.

That's why it's so tangy.



Seriously though, go Poppa Havoc. **** cancer.

 

[Ymono37]

Bump.



Couldn't let anyone forget: 08/05/2012 - 4pm

 

[MassHavoc]

After the taste of chicago screwing up my commute for the past week... I'm a little tasted out.

 

[Bringmepie]

Figured we could use a thread for those of us who have bands with upcoming shows. Coincidentally, I'll start it off.

My band (or one of them), Big Ned and Electra 225 is playing the Taste... of Roselle (is there any other?) on Sunday, August 5th at 4pm. Cum one, cum all...or just breathe really hard.

Click here for more deets.

What does Roselle taste like?

 

[MassHavoc]

Chicken.

 

[Ymono37]

After the taste of chicago screwing up my commute for the past week... I'm a little tasted out.

Yeah, cuz the two are totally the same.

What does Roselle taste like?

Like lower-middle-class regret and complacency.

 

[bookjones]

Like lower-middle-class regret and complacency.

Tantalizing.

 

[Ymono37]

Tantalizing.

It is. It's the one day of the year I can actually feel like a rock star. King for a day, fool for a lifetime.



Besides, you can sample some of our local winery's best as well as other edibles from the area!



Here's the official site for those interested: http://www.roselle.il.us/index.aspx?NID=228

 

[Bringmepie]

It is. It's the one day of the year I can actually feel like a rock star. King for a day, fool for a lifetime.



Besides, you can sample some of our local winery's best as well as other edibles from the area!



Here's the official site for those interested: http://www.roselle.i...ex.aspx?NID=228

I have something else going on in Schaumburg at 5pm that day. If I get there earlier is there a time and place where I can taunt and heckle you while you eat a corn dog instead?

 

[Ymono37]

I have something else going on in Schaumburg at 5pm that day. If I get there earlier is there a time and place where I can taunt and heckle you while you eat a corn dog instead?

We'll probably get there around 3:30 to start setting up.



And trust me, if you don't think Jako and Co. regularly heckle us, you are sorely mistaken.



We're more likely to put you to work carrying shit from the vans.

 

[MassHavoc]

I thought him playing the cow bell was the heckling?

 

[Ymono37]

I thought him playing the cow bell was the heckling?

It's only a small part of the services he offers.

 

[MassHavoc]

Yeah, it is one of the best reach arounds...

 

[Ymono37]

Yeah, it is one of the best reach arounds...

No one really works a taint like Jako.

 

[MassHavoc]

Yeah, you should really learn as much as you can from Jako, he really is the Taint King. And you are more of a Pinching Princess...

 

[Ymono37]

Yeah, you should really learn as much as you can from Jako, he really is the Taint King. And you are more of a Pinching Princess...

You've never complained about the pinching before...