[quote name="Ton"]Congratulations Tommy! Hope all goes well.
When I was born I ate my own poop before I came out, apparently it took forever to get my big ass out of there... I mean sheesh, I was probably bored and hungry, so why not eat some poop?
Sounds funny, I know it makes me laugh too, but I was in critical condition. They told my parents I wasn't going to make it. They had tubes down my throat and I was relying on it a good amount, something like 90% of my air was coming from the machine. Obviously, I am alive today to tell the story but it took a miracle for me to stay alive, the Doc's all thought I was a goner, very slim chance at life. I still have scars under my armpits from all the tubes and crap that they put in my body.
My thoughts are with you, Thomas Jr, and your family. Hope for a speedy recovery and a long, prosperous life![/quote]
I am soooo calling you poop eater from now on.
I wasn't a newborn, but I almost died as a baby as well. I was maybe a few months old, and something in my body just went wrong. I was in the hospital and getting worse. The doctors actually told my parents to make final arrangements. Said I wouldn't make it through the night.
But, too bad for you ******* I did.