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Read an interesting article on a humor site and wanted to share it. 5 Details That Make Famous Conspiracy Theories Seem Legit

Pretty interesting stuff. Not entirely certain how solid the research is (although there are links to sites where you can delve in at your leisure), or what the spin on the points is, but on the surface it kind of does what the title says.

For example, the first point "MLK's Family Sued The Federal Government For Conspiracy To Commit Murder (And Won)".
they bring up the point that a few years prior, Ron Goldman sued OJ for the same thing and won... everyone and their mothers knows about that case, and just a guess, most everyone in the general public pretty much thinks the verdict was the right call.
Merits of the MLK case aside, and opinions aside, it is very odd that the case flew under the radar like it did.


Another example- "The Man Who "Proved" Lee Harvey Oswald Could've Acted Alone Spent The Next 25 Years Proving He Didn't".

Gonna selectively cut and paste here- ....A lot of theories about what really happened have surfaced in the years since, but what most of them have in common is their insistence that Lee Harvey Oswald could not possibly have acted alone. If nothing else, given the type of weapon he was using, there's no way he could've gotten off three shots in the 5.6 second window of time he had to work with....
In the name of proving or disproving this, CBS set up an experiment in 1967 wherein several sharpshooters and ballistics experts attempted to recreate the shooting under conditions similar to those on that day in Dallas. And guess what? Someone was able to do it! That man was Howard Donahue, one of 11 participants, and he was only able to do it after three tries. Despite his success, the experience left him convinced that there was no way Oswald could have fired all three shots.

With that, he set about conducting an investigation of his own that eventually produced one of the most compelling theories yet: The shot that hit Kennedy in the head wasn't fired by Oswald, but instead was an accidental shot fired from a secret service vehicle two cars back. Specifically, the shot came from the rifle seen in this photo....

The list of conspiracy theories about JFK is astoundingly long, but the "accident" theory which makes perfect sense is just too random and unsatisfying for people to even mention.
 

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I have a closet nutball conspiracy..its the reason I will no longer drink tapwater

they are putting all kinds of shit in the water to make people more docile and tractable like sheep floride alone has that side effect do the research and like me you will throw that water pitcher out and drink nuthin but beer and fireball bro

don't lettem turn ya into a docile little sheep
 

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I have a closet nutball conspiracy..its the reason I will no longer drink tapwater

they are putting all kinds of shit in the water to make people more docile and tractable like sheep floride alone has that side effect do the research and like me you will throw that water pitcher out and drink nuthin but beer and fireball bro

don't lettem turn ya into a docile little sheep

That is a great thought... but what if Big Beverage is in on it as well?
Even if they are not, how do you know they are not using tap water to made the beverages? Or that "THEY" sneak in and poison the product?

Put all your beverages under a copper pyramid for 3.14 days before consuming, and the mystical power of the pyramid and Pi will cleans the conatminants, as well as provide full conciousness.
 

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Forgive me if this belongs in the B&I.
Read an interesting article on a humor site and wanted to share it. 5 Details That Make Famous Conspiracy Theories Seem Legit

Pretty interesting stuff. Not entirely certain how solid the research is (although there are links to sites where you can delve in at your leisure), or what the spin on the points is, but on the surface it kind of does what the title says.

For example, the first point "MLK's Family Sued The Federal Government For Conspiracy To Commit Murder (And Won)".
they bring up the point that a few years prior, Ron Goldman sued OJ for the same thing and won... everyone and their mothers knows about that case, and just a guess, most everyone in the general public pretty much thinks the verdict was the right call.
Merits of the MLK case aside, and opinions aside, it is very odd that the case flew under the radar like it did.


Another example- "The Man Who "Proved" Lee Harvey Oswald Could've Acted Alone Spent The Next 25 Years Proving He Didn't".

Gonna selectively cut and paste here- ....A lot of theories about what really happened have surfaced in the years since, but what most of them have in common is their insistence that Lee Harvey Oswald could not possibly have acted alone. If nothing else, given the type of weapon he was using, there's no way he could've gotten off three shots in the 5.6 second window of time he had to work with....
In the name of proving or disproving this, CBS set up an experiment in 1967 wherein several sharpshooters and ballistics experts attempted to recreate the shooting under conditions similar to those on that day in Dallas. And guess what? Someone was able to do it! That man was Howard Donahue, one of 11 participants, and he was only able to do it after three tries. Despite his success, the experience left him convinced that there was no way Oswald could have fired all three shots.

With that, he set about conducting an investigation of his own that eventually produced one of the most compelling theories yet: The shot that hit Kennedy in the head wasn't fired by Oswald, but instead was an accidental shot fired from a secret service vehicle two cars back. Specifically, the shot came from the rifle seen in this photo....

The list of conspiracy theories about JFK is astoundingly long, but the "accident" theory which makes perfect sense is just too random and unsatisfying for people to even mention.

I am pretty convinced the kill shot on Kennedy was from a Secret Service member a couple cars back, and was accidental. His name was George something I think.
 

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I am pretty convinced the kill shot on Kennedy was from a Secret Service member a couple cars back, and was accidental. His name was George something I think.
Yeah thats the only plausible highly likely conspiracy I've seen. The Secret Service obviously can't admit their mistake. Otherwise I think Oswald took the other shots.
 

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Yeah thats the only plausible highly likely conspiracy I've seen. The Secret Service obviously can't admit their mistake. Otherwise I think Oswald took the other shots.

Sounds completely plausible, the reasons for hiding it sound completely plausible, and the randomness of it is just too out there for people to lock on to.
Would suck to be that guy... even a lifetime of perfect and selfless service would be thrown out the window if it came out that was what happened, and he would be an everlasting punchline.
 

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That is a great thought... but what if Big Beverage is in on it as well?
Even if they are not, how do you know they are not using tap water to made the beverages? Or that "THEY" sneak in and poison the product?

Put all your beverages under a copper pyramid for 3.14 days before consuming, and the mystical power of the pyramid and Pi will cleans the conatminants, as well as provide full conciousness.
jesus now I have too research where budlight and fireball are getting their water

I don't know how deep the rabbit hole may go on this one

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jesus now I have too research where budlight and fireball are getting their water

I don't know how deep the rabbit hole may go on this one

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Not to send you in to full blown panic mode- but a shadow society large enough to drug every aquifer and residential water source has got to be astronomical in scale.

I trust you are wise enough to provide a trusted friend with a "open in event of my abduction" letter?

Once you get that taken care of, I have some poorly-xeroxed, non-spell checked literature to read.
 

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I thought Spartan would have 10 posts in this thread by now.
 

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Not to send you in to full blown panic mode- but a shadow society large enough to drug every aquifer and residential water source has got to be astronomical in scale.

I trust you are wise enough to provide a trusted friend with a "open in event of my abduction" letter?

Once you get that taken care of, I have some poorly-xeroxed, non-spell checked literature to read.
man I just used regular google to search for that shit too didn't mask my ip nothing..do you think if I stopped now and burned this comp they might not have me killed before I can blow the whistle on them?
 

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The bat phone just went off. Have to get somebody to look at that.

dude I have looked at this before and I know at least 4 or 5 of the chems they put in our drinking water have the side effects that cause people to be less aggressive this is no bullshit... id google them now but I may already be on a list and quite possibly already being watched
 

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dude I have looked at this before and I know at least 4 or 5 of the chems they put in our drinking water have the side effects that cause people to be less aggressive this is no bullshit... id google them now but I may already be on a list and quite possibly already being watched

If this is true they need to increase the dosages so we'll have less morons out doing dumb shit; although only 10 people were murdered in Chicago over the weekend, so maybe it is working. And, yeah, pretty much everything you drink is made with tap water so...
 

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If this is true they need to increase the dosages so we'll have less morons out doing dumb shit; although only 10 people were murdered in Chicago over the weekend, so maybe it is working. And, yeah, pretty much everything you drink is made with tap water so...

I wonder if the alchohol content destroys the sheep chems power like it does antibiotics
 

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**** it im going on pure moonshine from here on out that shits made with water from a mountain stream in these parts its the only way to be sure
 

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there was a video of a guy in ND who had flammable tap water. Apparently it's just natural gas pockets that sieve into the water reserves.

[video=youtube;DQfHDBq4M3I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfHDBq4M3I[/video]
 

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Not worried about water we have a well. We must stop them from fucking with beer. Docile drunks are no fun.
 

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man I just used regular google to search for that shit too didn't mask my ip nothing..do you think if I stopped now and burned this comp they might not have me killed before I can blow the whistle on them?

You are boned- Grab your Go Bag (i assume you have one) and leave immediately.

As for well water or moonshine, still not safe. Chemtrails behind airplanes strafe the surface of the earth with millions of pounds of nefarious chemicals per day. The only pure source of water is harnessing a comet.
 

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My current theory is that avoidance of ro-sheep-enol is impossible, so there are only 2 alternatives.

1. Tolerance. Drink as much as you can as often as you can, so that you can build tolerance to the drug. the danger in this is that perhaps it is like heavy metal poisoning, and that it accumulates and remains with you- tolerance trainingcould lead to overdosing.

2. Counter agents. I met a guy hanging out in front of a weekly motel that had a bag of counter agents that was brilliantly disquised as a box of tide detergent. It looked, smelled, and felt like tide, and it actually does a great job washing clothes!
Anyway, this stuff is expensive- 400 dollars for a box- but it does come with complimentary "dryer sheets" that can be used as gas masks.
The danger in that is it may be a misinformation campaign that feeds you more drugs.
 

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