Coyotes running around Chicago

[Penny Traitor]

Chicago is a gun-ridden hellhole warzone until 30lb coyotes show up....

I blame Lightfoot's Liberal Liberalness.

The Daleys would have every CPD K9 unit literally hunting them down like dogs. A highly trained German Shepherd wrecks some scrawny coyote 8 days a week.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I blame Lightfoot's Liberal Liberalness.

The Daleys would have every CPD K9 unit literally hunting them down like dogs. A highly trained German Shepherd wrecks some scrawny coyote 8 days a week.

@Grimson can you confirm? Has shepbrah killed any 'yotes this szn?

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

That’s pretty bold that it would attack a kid with an adult by it. Coyote tried to eat my friends shitzu last year he doesn’t leave it outside alone anymore. Must have been desperate for food.

 

[Ares]

@Grimson can you confirm? Has shepbrah killed any 'yotes this szn?

Shepbrah stacks dem yote bodies on @Grimson's doorstep.

County pays @Grimson for each head.

 

[HearshotKDS]

They are coyotes... beat them with a stick if they **** with you.

Bingo, they're coyotes not fucking scrapyard Rottweilers. Grab a stick a womp some 40 lb. ass if the Coyote get too close.

 

[Ares]

Bingo, they're coyotes not fucking scrapyard Rottweilers. Grab a stick a womp some 40 lb. ass if the Coyote get too close.

And 40lbs is roughly their max size.... these are not large animals.

A 90lb woman could overpower a coyote and bite it to death if she needed to.

Do adult humans forget that, other than some rare exceptions we all weigh over 100lbs and can fucking rekt coyotes?

 

[zack54attack]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1215466088965836801

 

[zack54attack]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1215481143690022912

 

[Burque]

They also weigh like a pound and are less than a foot tall.

They weigh more than a pound for sure. I had to bury one a couple of years ago and I'd guess it was three or so pounds. Stinky as **** too.