Crazy Ass Shit

[Captain Obvious]

What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Or like the top 5 or 10 things you've done?

I have:

Gone through a drive thru backwards.
Moved a random person's boat into their neighbor's yard.
Moved a tent with someone in it.
Went skinny dipping in a random pool.

The last 3 were this weekend!

What've you done?

 

[Livewire]

What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Or like the top 5 or 10 things you've done?

I have:

Gone through a drive thru backwards.
Moved a random person's boat into their neighbor's yard.
Moved a tent with someone in it.
Went skinny dipping in a random pool.

The last 3 were this weekend!

What've you done?

Locked someone in a port-a-john for 4+ hours on a day when it was 98 degrees out. Before we let them out we lit firecrackers and threw them in, we were nice enough to let him out right before lunch though.

Took at shit on someones porch then took a plastic bag and picked up the shit and wrote "Shit Happens" on their garage door in letters that were about 3 feet tall.

Fucked a girl at Hurricane Harbor in the pool, I think a few people noticed what was going on.

Shot many groups of kids trick or treating on holloween with paintball guns. There were at least 5 of us with high end electro guns that shot 30+ Balls per second. We did keep our targets to kids that looked at least 16+ years old.

Started pissing right outside Crobar, while Cops were there breaking up a fight. I ended up with a ticket... needless to say I was beyond drunk and could not keep it in.

I have a few more good ones... I post them later.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Oh man, I've also given a high five to someone in another car, while going like 40.

I've given someone a hand shake in another car going like 60.

Rode in the trunk several times to golf practice. Some of the looks....

I hid in my friend's trunk once and he went up to this chick and was like check out my subs. So he opened his trunk and I hopped out in my boxers and socks and started running. Freaked the shit out of her.

As I think of more, I'll post it.

 

[BigP50]

u crazy livewire lol.

 

[Crystallas]

I have too many.

Okay, when I was 18, I lived with this girl(strictly plutonic) and she had her room, and I slept on the couch in the living room. She had a cat that she didn't let stay in her room because it was afraid of her snoring, and the cat used to wake me up like crazy in the middle of the night looking for affection. I put it into the bathroom one night, and it just meowed, so that didn't work. Her bedroom door was hollow, and I ended up drilling a hole in the top when she wasn't home, and I put $30 worth of catnip into her door.

When she came home, she went to her room and and noticed the cat by her door, she was surprised to see it wanting to go in her room, and she would let it in, then the cat would just lay by the door from the inside, looking like it wanted to get out. That drove my roomate crazy, as she never knew why the cat wanted to go in and out, and I never told her. That thing used to meow until the door was open and scratch on the door for hours every damn day. It's one of the funniest things I have ever done.

When I was 6, I glued my Grandpa's pool balls together on the pool table with superglue and lined them up, ready for break. He drank quite a bit, and didn't catch on on his first try, when the balls didn't move. Then he put some english on the cue and hit that sucker as hard as he could. The damn cue ball bounced back and hit him square in the face. I couldn't stop laughing for a day, and I couldn't tell anyone, or I'd get in trouble. But everyone found out eventually and I got my ass whipped good for that, but it was worth it.

 

[Livewire]

In 11th grade while at my friend house a few of my friends were smoking weed (I was just drinking as I did not smoke). His little brother who was in 8th grade at the time use to bother us claiming he smoked the best weed trying to act cool in front of us, we knew he was lying and really did not smoke weed.

So he went upstairs and his brother rolled a little bit of weed in some computer paper and we all put some pubes into the "joint." We called him downstairs as we told him to smoke this "hot new fire weed," to prove he was cool. The kid lit it and was choking badly on it acting like it was good weed... you should have seen his face when we told him he was smoking mostly pubic hair.

 

[Captain Obvious]

In 11th grade while at my friend house a few of my friends were smoking weed (I was just drinking as I did not smoke). His little brother who was in 8th grade at the time use to bother us claiming he smoked the best weed trying to act cool in front of us, we knew he was lying and really did not smoke weed.

So he went upstairs and his brother rolled a little bit of weed in some computer paper and we all put some pubes into the "joint." We called him downstairs as we told him to smoke this "hot new fire weed," to prove he was cool. The kid lit it and was choking badly on it acting like it was good weed... you should have seen his face when we told him he was smoking mostly pubic hair.

LMFAO. This is amazing. I'm telling a friend to do this.

 

[derosabomb]

ouch using computer paper for rolling paper. ouch

 

[Livewire]

ouch using computer paper for rolling paper. ouch

They smoked from a glass thing, so they used the computer paper to hide the pubes, they had no rolling papers or blunts.

 

[Stapler]

I climbed onto a tractor across the street from my house and drove it into a light pole. I was 2 1/2; even made the paper.

Me and a cohort fired a bunch of bottle rockets at the cafeteria (all glass) at lunch time. I was 12 and that was my second or third suspension.

A guy owed me money and decided to make a thing about it so I tried to pull his eye out. I just got my DL.

Carried a gun to school for a few days because things might have gotten out of hand. I was 17.

I stole a stereo out of a car in the police impound lot. I was pushing my luck and old enough to know it.

One time I saw an elephant just walking down the street by itself, but nobody else seemed to mind it so I didn't either, and that was crazy to me.

 

[chs234]

I climbed onto a tractor across the street from my house and drove it into a light pole. I was 2 1/2; even made the paper.

Me and a cohort fired a bunch of bottle rockets at the cafeteria (all glass) at lunch time. I was 12 and that was my second or third suspension.

A guy owed me money and decided to make a thing about it so I tried to pull his eye out. I just got my DL.

Carried a gun to school for a few days because things might have gotten out of hand. I was 17.

I stole a stereo out of a car in the police impound lot. I was pushing my luck and old enough to know it.

One time I saw an elephant just walking down the street by itself, but nobody else seemed to mind it so I didn't either, and that was crazy to me.

what the ****?

 

[derosabomb]

what the ****?

drugs chs, drugs do awesome things.

 

[Rush]

We used to do so much stupid shit when we were in High School and smoking pot. I remember one time getting back from a party my Junior year and we stopped at a grocery store. It was me and my buddy and two guys we usually just smoked with. One of them is a skinny black kid and the other is a 375-400lb MONSTER. He could have played a Keith Traylor type DT on the football team had his grades been good.

We start to walk into the grocery store and for some reason the monster of a guy, andre, removes.....the fucking automatic door off it's axle. I have no reason why he did this, out of nowhere he just ripped the thing off the motor and everything lol. We were all like..."WHY IN THE **** DID YOU DO THAT?". Luckily nobody was around to see it or was paying attention. He could have gotten into some serious shit for that, coupled with us all being high, drunk, and under 18.

My senior year, I came back from a party with a friend of mine and we were going to get high and go pass out. Anyway I was staying with my brother and his fiance because I was playing football at another HS and needed to use his address to "legally" go there. We come back and he's having a little party. Probably about 10 people. One of his buddies, whose a closet homo but won't admit it walks outside while me, buddy, and my brother are taking a hit off a bowl. He asks if he can take a hit, he's drunk so it's his first time. He takes a hit and the dude falls backwords, free-fall, doesn't brace himself at all and lands straight on his back lol with no warning at all after taking the hit. I guess it was him being an attention whore/***. We still laugh about his "no-brace-for-impact" fall.

Another time a party got busted up (i mentioned this in the have you ever? thread) at NC State's campus, and im talking like 15-20 cops busted it up. Anyway about 300 people scatter. It was like cockroaches. Anyway my group of friends gets out fine and we're running. All it took was 1 fat chick to fall down and bam.....30% of the crowd falls/trips over her and it's a huge pile-up lmao. We wind up getting away fine because of the fat chick who fell.

Another time I was at a kegger at some rich ass neighborhood. It had just started and within 15 minutes it was busted. Cops came in and told everybody who had been drinking to step forward. We were already a little drunk before we got there. Only me and my friends came forward out of the 75-100 people at the party. Many others had pregamed and went, so they were drunk too. 6 of us stepped up. So they set us aside and everybody is watching us for the most part. They ask if we have a driver...we reply yes.....they let us leave. The rest of them have to blow to see if they are drunk, and if they are, they got a ticket and we got off without anything lol. Pays to be honest sometimes. Another part about this, was when they busted it up, the people on the back deck hopped it (10-15ft drop) and tried to run from the cops who showed up on the back deck. Obviously one of them was down there waiting. Kid shattered his ankle upon jumping down, and got a drinking ticket, AND got tackled the second he hit the ground. It was a culmination of hilarity for him.

So many more stories but honestly...it's hard to remember them all and pick out which ones are significant because there were so many funny times/crazy shit.

 

[Stapler]

what the ****?

The strolling elephant :elephant: was in Thailand; Pattaya I think, or maybe Phuket. And I saw a woman pop balloons with a blowgun in her snizz too. :bizarro:

 

[Livewire]

The strolling elephant :elephant: was in Thailand; Pattaya I think, or maybe Phuket. And I saw a woman pop balloons with a blowgun in her snizz too. :bizarro:

After my best friend got divorced his father took him to Pattaya and paid for me to go along as well.

I think maybe 15 minuets after landing I was getting my ass licked by 2 very hot Thai girls then fucked them both and they kept swapping my man juice between there mouths... all for like $20 American (keep in mind I did not pay for anything the whole trip)... that was my first experience in Thailand... needless to say it got better and is the greatest place on earth.

I already have made a pack with my buddy that next time we are both single we are going again. Like seriously the girls in Walking Street are all working girls that will do anything you want for under $40... I mean anything, and these girls get into it. There are some very hot girls there too, I mean very hot girls. I advise and single man to go to Pattaya.

 

[zack54attack]

Me and my friend have done some pretty crazy shit.

-Once in gym class we went bowling at a local alley. My friend decided to steal the bowling ball, and bring it back to school. He then gets to school and rolls the ****** down the hallway and into the library where it makes a big BANG noice when it hit a book case.
-Another time me and the same friend found out how to get on the Walmarts intercoms. We spent hours a day at different walmarts fucking around. We brought a recorder and played "Soulja Boy" Crank that lol.. Then my friend got on it and sang it. We also asked things like "WHo liked Bannanas?" and numerous things.


There was a lot more shit I've done. Just cant think of it all at the moment..

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

I've gotta say, if what some of you guys are posting as the craziest shit you have done, ya'll weak as ****.

 

[DewsSox79]

jumped out of an airplane
bungy jump with a tiny pool at the bottom
flew in a hornet
did 175 on the kennedy in my car at 2 am

 

[Captain Obvious]

I've gotta say, if what some of you guys are posting as the craziest shit you have done, ya'll weak as ****.

What have you done then?

I've also turned on someone's hose and put in it the door. It flooded their house. And I didn't have to pay for any damage!

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

What have you done then?

I've also turned on someone's hose and put in it the door. It flooded their house. And I didn't have to pay for any damage!

I've been on a two day crazy meth binge.

I've fished for great white sharks.

I've rap battled Immortal Technique in front of 250 screaming, raging Mexicans where I dissed their whole race.

I've set a gazebo on fire while high off of pcp.

I've snorted cocaine in the school bathroom.

I robbed an old lady giving out dollar bills for Halloween.

I've played basketball on Marijuana Street.

I got so high I kissed the sky (literally).