Crazy Ass Shit

[Livewire]

I've been on a two day crazy meth binge.

I've fished for great white sharks.

I've rap battled Immortal Technique in front of 250 screaming, raging Mexicans where I dissed their whole race.

I've set a gazebo on fire while high off of pcp.

I've snorted cocaine in the school bathroom.

I robbed an old lady giving out dollar bills for Halloween.

I've played basketball on Marijuana Street.

I got so high I kissed the sky (literally).

So basically you're a drug addicted moron. Congratulations!

(Only saying this because you called everyone elses stories tame, yet the crazy shit you have done is weak. I don't know how being high on drugs makes them any more extreme).

 

[Captain Obvious]

So basically you're a drug addicted moron. Congratulations!

(Only saying this because you called everyone elses stories tame, yet the crazy shit you have done is weak. I don't know how being high on drugs makes them any more extreme).

It makes it lamer IMO

 

[DewsSox79]

I've been on a two day crazy meth binge.

I've fished for great white sharks.

I've rap battled Immortal Technique in front of 250 screaming, raging Mexicans where I dissed their whole race.

I've set a gazebo on fire while high off of pcp.

I've snorted cocaine in the school bathroom.

I robbed an old lady giving out dollar bills for Halloween.

I've played basketball on Marijuana Street.

I got so high I kissed the sky (literally).

people want to hear the truth not some made up story.

 

[Livewire]

It makes it lamer IMO

If anyone brags about using Meth, let alone going on a two day meth binge they are obviously morons. He obviously is a failure at life that all he can do is brag about using narcotics.

 

[DewsSox79]

If anyone brags about using Meth, let alone going on a two day meth binge they are obviously morons. He obviously is a failure at life that all he can do is brag about using narcotics.

he is obviously lying.

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

people want to hear the truth not some made up story.

Yea, I thought it was pretty obvious that those were fake.

Me and a few friends were blunt cruisin and all of a sudden a cop car comes blazing past us at about 60 down a neighborhood, so my dumbass friend (not really my friend, just my friends friend) decides to chase after him for a few blocks. How we didn't get busted, I'm still trying to figure out to this day. Scared the shit out of us though.

I'll tell some more later when I get back from the movies, that was more recent.

 

[DewsSox79]

Yea, I thought it was pretty obvious that those were fake.

Me and a few friends were blunt cruisin and all of a sudden a cop car comes blazing past us at about 60 down a neighborhood, so my dumbass friend (not really my friend, just my friends friend) decides to chase after him for a few blocks. How we didn't get busted, I'm still trying to figure out to this day. Scared the shit out of us though.

I'll tell some more later when I get back from the movies, that was more recent.

did the cop notice?

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

did the cop notice?

No, that's what I was so shocked about. I mean the cop eventually pulled over for some reason and then we went by laughing that she didn't even see us.

 

[Captain Obvious]

No, that's what I was so shocked about. I mean the cop eventually pulled over for some reason and then we went by laughing that she didn't even see us.

Exactly.

 

[MRN]

Was in a group where one of my buds shit in a condom, put it in some dudes mailbox. Pissed on some tampons, threw them threw the guys front door, tp'd the house, and forked his front lawn in one trip. Then rang the doorbell and booked it.

Dude had us on video tape but we were all coming back from a football game, and had underarmour on, so we covered up our faces with the neck,a few days later he claimed he could make our faces but he accused about 5 different groups of kids. Luckily when we ran he didn't catch us, otherwise he would've known it was us for sure. Our group was at least 10 deep, and on Halloween.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Was in a group where one of my buds shit in a condom, put it in some dudes mailbox. Pissed on some tampons, threw them threw the guys front door, tp'd the house, and forked his front lawn in one trip. Then rang the doorbell and booked it.

Dude had us on video tape but we were all coming back from a football game, and had underarmour on, so we covered up our faces with the neck,a few days later he claimed he could make our faces but he accused about 5 different groups of kids. Luckily when we ran he didn't catch us, otherwise he would've known it was us for sure. Our group was at least 10 deep, and on Halloween.

LMFAO. I have ideas for Halloween now!

 

[Rush]

Pretty sure if he was on a 2 day meth binge, he wouldn't be posting on the internet. He'd be looking for the next dick he can suck for a couple dollars to get his next fix.

Do w/e drugs you want but stay away from Meth. Completely distorts your pleasure receptors in your brain modeling them only to find pleasure from the next fix.

 

[USCChiFan]

Never do meth or cocaine

 

[Captain Obvious]

Pretty sure if he was on a 2 day meth binge, he wouldn't be posting on the internet. He'd be looking for the next dick he can suck for a couple dollars to get his next fix.

Do w/e drugs you want but stay away from Meth. Completely distorts your pleasure receptors in your brain modeling them only to find pleasure from the next fix.

He does this anyway...