Crazy Drunk Canadian Man Jumps on a Moose Stuck in Water and Starts Riding It!

[truthbedamned]

no moose was injured during the makin of that vid

But did ya hear about that dentist and Cecil the lion? Shamefull

 

[Urblock]

no moose was injured during the makin of that vid

It's a fucking moose. He didn't drown it. I've been on a swimming horse and it's no big deal. For those that are worried the moose was upset try riding a young green horse for the first time.

 

[Urblock]

But did ya hear about that dentist and Cecil the lion? Shamefull

Terrible.

 

[Run the ball]

A moose is no horse and yes that's a serious deal up here in Canada, epecially if it happened in a national park.

As much as it is funny in a drunken, stupid, idiot teenager way, it's a pretty fucking stupid thing to do and I hope they get their asses handed to them.

 

[Urblock]

He didn't hurt that moose. How much do you think that moose weighed?

 

[xer0h0ur]

10/10, would ride again

 

[Mitchapalooza]

LOL it's a moose guys. I'm sure jumping on it's back while it was in the water did absolutely no damage to it. I thought it was funny.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

LOL it's a moose guys. I'm sure jumping on it's back while it was in the water did absolutely no damage to it. I thought it was funny.

It's kind of a cruel thing to do, though. It probably scared the shit out of that moose, as evidenced by the groans it was making after the guy jumped on it.

 

[Monster]

It's kind of a cruel thing to do, though. It probably scared the shit out of that moose, as evidenced by the groans it was making after the guy jumped on it.

Maybe the groans were something else. Maybe he wasn't just riding the moose.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Maybe the groans were something else. Maybe he wasn't just riding the moose.

I would believe that if this happened in Wisconsin.

 

[Monster]

:lmao:

I would believe that if this happened in Wisconsin.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

It's kind of a cruel thing to do, though. It probably scared the shit out of that moose

Lol God forbid an animal's feelings get hurt.

 

[Dogstar]

Lol God forbid an animal's feelings get hurt.

Generally speaking, I give a shit more about animals than I do other human beings.

The difference between the two is that animals don't take this world for granted... or go out of their way to be assholes.
(With the possible exception of domesticated cats)

 

[Tjodalv]

Generally speaking, I give a shit more about animals than I do other human beings.

The difference between the two is that animals don't take this world for granted... or go out of their way to be assholes.
(With the possible exception of domesticated cats)

Pretty sure the vast majority of animals go out of their way to be assholes. Dolphins group up to abduct and gang rape dolphins of different species or from different pods for days or weeks at a time (they take turns guarding/boning the victim as the others in the group go hunt/do whatever else it is that dolphins do). Lots of large predators will start feasting on the genitals of living prey they easily could have dispatched first. Horses seem to think it's hilarious to fall over on people constantly (I've seriously never seen another quadruped with as many balance issues). Elephants get drunk and **** up farms and shit just for the lolz. I could go on but I think you get the point.

And just because they're too stupid to be able to conceptualize taking something for granted doesn't somehow make them noble.

 

[BearDen]

Camels spit on people. Wolves kill for the hell of it and don't eat their victims. Bugs sting/bite people because they can. All animals are assholes.

 

[BearDen]

And where's the justice for those innocent great white sharks that get attacked and flipped around by those innocent packs of orca whales? Sorry I know that's a little OT but I watched a youtube video of this yesterday so it was on my mind.

 

[truthbedamned]

Yeah **** ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL. Where the **** is my dog?

 

[Urblock]

Pretty sure the vast majority of animals go out of their way to be assholes. Dolphins group up to abduct and gang rape dolphins of different species or from different pods for days or weeks at a time (they take turns guarding/boning the victim as the others in the group go hunt/do whatever else it is that dolphins do). Lots of large predators will start feasting on the genitals of living prey they easily could have dispatched first. Horses seem to think it's hilarious to fall over on people constantly (I've seriously never seen another quadruped with as many balance issues). Elephants get drunk and **** up farms and shit just for the lolz. I could go on but I think you get the point.

And just because they're too stupid to be able to conceptualize taking something for granted doesn't somehow make them noble.

:lmao:

 

[Tater]

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Pretty sure the vast majority of animals go out of their way to be assholes. Dolphins group up to abduct and gang rape dolphins of different species or from different pods for days or weeks at a time (they take turns guarding/boning the victim as the others in the group go hunt/do whatever else it is that dolphins do). Lots of large predators will start feasting on the genitals of living prey they easily could have dispatched first. Horses seem to think it's hilarious to fall over on people constantly (I've seriously never seen another quadruped with as many balance issues). Elephants get drunk and **** up farms and shit just for the lolz. I could go on but I think you get the point.

And just because they're too stupid to be able to conceptualize taking something for granted doesn't somehow make them noble.

Lmao that is awesome. How do they get drunk?