Da pussy thread!

[SilenceS]

This thread is about what rules the world. Talk about your pussy adventures. Brown, red, white, yellow, green. I love pussy. Skinny pussy, fat pussy, roast beef lips. I love it all. Lets talk about our adventures. Woman don't be scared to join in. Its all pink on the inside.

Whats y'all favorite?

Mine is when the girl shows a little bubblegum when she stands together. Like a little bubble from behind. I also love girls that have dimples on their back. Sexy as ****. Whats y'all favorites? Y'all like boney pussy, fat pussy, burnt lip pussies? No shame in this thread. Its all about our favorites? No dick licking in here.

 

[derosabomb]

:snoop:

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Now this, this is a worthy thread.

 

[airtime143]

This thread is about what rules the world. Talk about your pussy adventures. Brown, red, white, yellow, green. I love pussy. Skinny pussy, fat pussy, roast beef lips. I love it all. Lets talk about our adventures. Woman don't be scared to join in. Its all pink on the inside.

Whats y'all favorite?

Mine is when the girl shows a little bubblegum when she stands together. Like a little bubble from behind. I also love girls that have dimples on their back. Sexy as ****. Whats y'all favorites? Y'all like boney pussy, fat pussy, burnt lip pussies? No shame in this thread. Its all about our favorites? No dick licking in here.

 

[airtime143]

I like the explosive pussy- ones that are like the energizer bunny that just keep on coming!
You start making moves, slide your hand down the front of her pants, and it is quivering so hard it feels like a horse eating oats out of your hand. You know you are in for a good, sloppy night.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[video=youtube;CGr7bDFLbbg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGr7bDFLbbg[/video]

 

[airtime143]

So, The pussy thread is not getting much action.

Can it be that many CCS members have ACTUALLY ripped their dicks off?

 

[Omeletpants]

I'm betting BearsBud has crunchy pussy stories

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

So, The pussy thread is not getting much action.

Can it be that many CCS members have ACTUALLY ripped their dicks off?

Kind of like 97% of this board.

 

[Novak]

With the amount of time some of you dorkchops spend on here, I reallllly doubt many 10s get slayed. Im thinking the average here is around 4-5. But hey, when you're drunk enough and lonely enough, that $3 whale of a "human being" you plan on bedding can be a 10 in your book. I ain't mad. I just ain't proud to call you my e-bro... But if you can make the pussy clap with no hands, I guess that's all that matters.

Shiiiiiiiit... now I wanna fuk tonite

 

[Omeletpants]

With the amount of time some of you dorkchops spend on here, I reallllly doubt many 10s get slayed. Im thinking the average here is around 4-5. But hey, when you're drunk enough and lonely enough, that $3 whale of a "human being" you plan on bedding can be a 10 in your book. I ain't mad. I just ain't proud to call you my e-bro... But if you can make the pussy clap with no hands, I guess that's all that matters.

Shiiiiiiiit... now I wanna fuk tonite

I'm thinking many here are dating/married to farm animals, but I could be wrong......pffftttttttt

 

[airtime143]

With the amount of time some of you dorkchops spend on here, I reallllly doubt many 10s get slayed. Im thinking the average here is around 4-5. But hey, when you're drunk enough and lonely enough, that $3 whale of a "human being" you plan on bedding can be a 10 in your book. I ain't mad. I just ain't proud to call you my e-bro... But if you can make the pussy clap with no hands, I guess that's all that matters.

Shiiiiiiiit... now I wanna fuk tonite

When we were in our bar hopping days, we made a situational equation to the 10 scale.
Pussy value equals score on 10 scale with a multiplier of 1.05 per beer consumed. (a 7 would be a 7.35 after 1 beer, 7.7 after 2 and so on).
Then, the multiplier increases to 1.1 post-midnight, with a .05 addition to the multiplier for every hour thereafter till close.

So- You show up at 10, have 3 beers before midnite and take home a 6, you scored a 6.9.
Keep drinking and wait till close, you are rocking an 8.5.

Of course, there is also negative factors that kick in if she is still there in the morning and even more if she calls you the next day. your 8.5 can quickly drop to a 4.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I'm thinking many here are dating/married to farm animals, but I could be wrong......pffftttttttt

Aren't you always the one saying leave the wife's out of it????

Not that I mind. Everyone knows I married a sheep.

 

[Tjodalv]

I thought making Mongo call-out threads was illegal around here. Shame yourself Silences!

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

It's always been a favourite past time of mine to share and discuss sexual preferences with other males. Big turn on to find out what gives other guys boners.

Winning cringe thread.

Carry on pussies.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

In before the thread gets rapey.

 

[SilenceS]

In before the thread gets rapey.

Jim Johnson was banned. Keep up lazy mod.

 

[1ke]

Not too comfortable with squirters.

Sent from my Nexus 5X

 

[SilenceS]

It's always been a favourite past time of mine to share and discuss sexual preferences with other males. Big turn on to find out what gives other guys boners.

Winning cringe thread.

Carry on pussies.

[video=youtube;4kjC7J_OMEI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kjC7J_OMEI[/video]

 

[SilenceS]

With the amount of time some of you dorkchops spend on here, I reallllly doubt many 10s get slayed. Im thinking the average here is around 4-5. But hey, when you're drunk enough and lonely enough, that $3 whale of a "human being" you plan on bedding can be a 10 in your book. I ain't mad. I just ain't proud to call you my e-bro... But if you can make the pussy clap with no hands, I guess that's all that matters.

Shiiiiiiiit... now I wanna fuk tonite

Make sure the fog machine is juiced up and the lazer lights are blasting!