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Make sure the fog machine is juiced up and the lazer lights are blasting!
*dry ice machine
*laser
Make sure the fog machine is juiced up and the lazer lights are blasting!
*dry ice machine
*laser
Jim Johnson was banned. Keep up lazy mod.
You have me confused with Mass. I know how to read and use the interwebs.
That has been posted about me. :lol:Quite remarkable he stumbled into being a mod.
When we were in our bar hopping days, we made a situational equation to the 10 scale.
Pussy value equals score on 10 scale with a multiplier of 1.05 per beer consumed. (a 7 would be a 7.35 after 1 beer, 7.7 after 2 and so on).
Then, the multiplier increases to 1.1 post-midnight, with a .05 addition to the multiplier for every hour thereafter till close.
So- You show up at 10, have 3 beers before midnite and take home a 6, you scored a 6.9.
Keep drinking and wait till close, you are rocking an 8.5.
Of course, there is also negative factors that kick in if she is still there in the morning and even more if she calls you the next day. your 8.5 can quickly drop to a 4.
we had a code
doing two nasty arse woman at once cancels each other out... maths
Not too comfortable with squirters.
Sent from my Nexus 5X
Not too comfortable with squirters.
Sent from my Nexus 5X
I heart Asian pussy.
I had a friend who believed Asians had sideways pussies. It was funny.
Kinda like multiplying by zero.... I like it!