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When we were in our bar hopping days, we made a situational equation to the 10 scale.
Pussy value equals score on 10 scale with a multiplier of 1.05 per beer consumed. (a 7 would be a 7.35 after 1 beer, 7.7 after 2 and so on).
Then, the multiplier increases to 1.1 post-midnight, with a .05 addition to the multiplier for every hour thereafter till close.

So- You show up at 10, have 3 beers before midnite and take home a 6, you scored a 6.9.
Keep drinking and wait till close, you are rocking an 8.5.

Of course, there is also negative factors that kick in if she is still there in the morning and even more if she calls you the next day. your 8.5 can quickly drop to a 4.

we had a code

doing two nasty arse woman at once cancels each other out... maths
 

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I watched a whole home ec class eat bloody pussy juice and man cum chocolate chip cookies.

So i had this freak GF in HS and we fucked like rabbits... anyway one day after school we met up before football and cheer leading practices to do our duty real quick.. We ended up in the home ec room and proceeded to phuc... she was raggin and i was raw doggin and those fluids end up all over the counter top.. and of course we left it lay as we walked out

Then next morning i had home ec and watched as these girls made cookie dough on the counter.. cook them and proceed to hand them out to everyone.. i passed.. i kept laughing though...
 

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Not too comfortable with squirters.

Sent from my Nexus 5X

I absolutely love squirters.... in their beds.

I had a leather jacket I loved as a kid- I was playing a rigorous game of stinkyfinger with my new lady friend, and we found out she was a squirter. My sleeve was drenched, and so was the seat of my car. Afterwards, On humid days I was always able to catch a whiff.
Good times.
 

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I heart Asian pussy.
 

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I had a friend who believed Asians had sideways pussies. It was funny.
 

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Kinda like multiplying by zero.... I like it!

well it was also called it the rule of two (a nod to star wars)...if you feel like using it...

two fatties - no problem.. rule of two...

now acceptable for the lil boys scared of a lil cushion.. applies to the nasty, disabled etc....
 

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