Dating sites

[ruprecht]

Update. I have met a gal, been on some dates. Had the initial sex, etc.

One little problem.......she has expressed (repeatedly) an interest in sticking a digit or two in my poop chute.

Normally I would say no fucking way, exit only, blah blah blah. HOWEVER, she is Asian and hot. My kryptonite.

I may allow. What say you fine fellows?

 

[Omeletpants]

Pretty much same concept as Tinder. If you both say the other is Hot, you can then chat with each other.



Yo you gotta hit up Vietnam some time then. A lot of Asian girls with T&A a bit disproportionate to their petite size and the country is a lot cheaper than China or Japan. Bottles were like $70 a piece rather than the typical $250-300+ in the US and they had this thing where if you didn't finish a bottle, they would just save it for you and you'd have a month to come back and finish it. So we'd just bounce around from club to club ordering bottles and the hoes would just buzz around like flies around a carcass, lol.

Any yellow stuff leaking from your dick?

 

[remydat]

Update. I have met a gal, been on some dates. Had the initial sex, etc.

One little problem.......she has expressed (repeatedly) an interest in sticking a digit or two in my poop chute.

Normally I would say no fucking way, exit only, blah blah blah. HOWEVER, she is Asian and hot. My kryptonite.

I may allow. What say you fine fellows?

Just tell her that you don't let anyone put their fingers anywhere theie mouth won't follow.

That will test her commitment and resolve in this delicate matter.

 

[remydat]

Any yellow stuff leaking from your dick?

Besides urine when I piss? No.

I adhere to a strict blowjobs and condoms policy when abroad. Not putting my dick anywhere without a condom except a chick's mouth.

 

[BearDen]

Update. I have met a gal, been on some dates. Had the initial sex, etc.

One little problem.......she has expressed (repeatedly) an interest in sticking a digit or two in my poop chute.

Normally I would say no fucking way, exit only, blah blah blah. HOWEVER, she is Asian and hot. My kryptonite.

I may allow. What say you fine fellows?

Ran into the same problem a while back. She didn't stop but I learned to grab her hand any time it got near the no-no-zone. Got temporary gonorrhea from her, end of story.

 

[ruprecht]

Any yellow stuff leaking from your dick?

Thats racist.

 

[DC]

lol

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I met my girl on a Underworld movie discussion forum.

 

[Axl Rose]

its pretty embarrassing but it wouldn't hurt to just throw up a profile. seeing as you're divorced im gonna guess you're atleast around 30 or so. thats probably around the age where the chicks on the site actually get serious.

 

[ruprecht]

Just tell her that you don't let anyone put their fingers anywhere theie mouth won't follow.

That will test her commitment and resolve in this delicate matter.

 

[xer0h0ur]

I met my girl on a Underworld movie discussion forum.

Good god. Does she dress up like Selene for you?

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Good god. Does she dress up like Selene for you?

Unfortunately no, she has this very sexy Harley Quinn dress though as well as socks.

 

[xer0h0ur]

*Looks at avatar*

*Looks at signature*

*gives 1000 yard stare*

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

*Looks at avatar*

*Looks at signature*

*gives 1000 yard stare*

What?

 

[xer0h0ur]

You pullin my leg breh?

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

You pullin my leg breh?

Me? No, not at all.

 

[xer0h0ur]

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I'm not following, what's so hard to believe?

 

[remydat]

I'm not following, what's so hard to believe?

I believe he was commenting on the fact you said she dresses like Harley Quinn but then your sig has a no clowns sign. So there is a contradiction there since a Harlequin is for all intents and purposes a more sophisticated version of a clown.

 

[ruprecht]

Lol