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I got this stupid flu shot yesterday and now I feel like doo doo. I should have listened to you but I didn't and now I'm dying. Good bye cruel world!
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Don't you know that the government administers ebolaids through "flu shots"?
Thanks Obama.
Thanks Obama.
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Monk what the **** are you doing? Don't get him started.
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I'm kind of disappointed he's not here yet.
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It's funny how so many people get the flu shot to prevent getting the flu, then they feel like shit after they get it. Where I work, people have to get a flu shot. I don't 'cause I gave them a fake doctor's note that I'm allergic to eggs... but anyway, people were given the flu shot on a Friday, and by Monday, like over 40 people missed work because they weren't feeling well.
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I hate flu shots
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Let this be a lesson Monk. Try not getting it next year and I see if you get sick
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Flu shots are essentially worthless.
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I have never got a flu shot and I don't plan on ever getting one. My girlfriend gets these really bad migraines that literally put her in a dark quiet room for 24 hours. She got a flu shot last year and it triggered a migraine for 9 days. She had to go get her head checked out and now has migraine medicine that basically makes her feel like she got her ass kicked. **** flu shots. I'll take the flu and some gatorade.
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I love my shots. Since getting them no flu for almost twenty years
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I'm not on board with your flu shot culture.
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I've never had a flu shot and I've never had the flu.
I have had really bad hangovers that I claimed were the flu.
Is there a hangover vaccination? Yes I know, abstinence, but seriously.
I have had really bad hangovers that I claimed were the flu.
Is there a hangover vaccination? Yes I know, abstinence, but seriously.
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Maybe the Mods spiked your flu shot? Ever think about that?
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I confess.
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Don't die, it isn't the right time of year. Talk to the big guy upstairs!
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I thought I had the flu last year. Went to the doctor and it turned out I had bronchitis instead. :nana:
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As far as injections go, heroin works really well.
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"I love my shots. Since getting them no flu for almost twenty years"
^^^this, since 1984 (what a coincidence the year I enlis....err sold my soul)
^^^this, since 1984 (what a coincidence the year I enlis....err sold my soul)
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Is Spartong a cross between a Spartan and a thong? Perfect nickname for our CCS Spartan !!!
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It my pet name. He likes it