Dear Ymono

[bri]

Ymono has graciously agreed to offer his sage advice and wisdom to the members of IHN. I recently asked him why he didn’t post much and he said he would if there were more interesting threads. So I had another epiphany and came up with this concept. It seems like we all can use some kind of advice and who better to dish it out. He has a super sized brain that is so full of knowledge, I’m amazed it fits in his head sometimes. And he has a super sized heart to match, always willing to help out his fellow man or woman. He is a class act who always treats everyone with kindness and respect. He also has an amazing sense of humor and is not afraid to use it.



Your questions can be directed to him in two different ways. If you wish to remain anonymous you can PM him with your question and use an alias. He will then post it with that name and direct his reply to you under that name. The other option is to just ask your question on the thread and he will reply.



I’m sure you all have some sort of burning question to ask him, so ask away. He is ready to assist, advise, entertain and inform you.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono,

What does Jako taste like.



Love, Masshavoc.



P.S. I'll come up with something better to ask you when I have a second to think about it.

 

[sth]

Dear Ymono, I have an Aunt who likes to nitpick everyone, especially my parents. Lately she has started up on me. It is very annoying. I've thought about ignoring her but am worried that it would be too mean. What should I do?

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,



Where are Cid's balls to answer these questions?

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Some one needs to bump the IHN couch. That thread got good.

 

[bookjones]

Some one needs to bump the IHN couch. That thread got good.

Gah. Don't you go bumping that most unholy of threads again mister! {{shakes fists}}

 

[BigPete]

What do you do when good friends/coworkers are layed off?

 

[mikita's helmet]

What do you do when good friends/coworkers are layed off?

Lay 'em.

 

[jakobeast]

What do I taste like?

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Dear Ymono, apparently Bri thinks very highly of you. Why haven't you hit that yet? Or have you?

 

[bri]

Dear Ymono, apparently Bri thinks very highly of you. Why haven't you hit that yet? Or have you?

Really, Jax! Could you be a bigger ass?



I apologize to you Ymono that someone would be so classless as to insinuate that. Some people are incapable of comprehending the concept of mutual respect for another individual.

 

[supraman]

Really, Jax! Could you be a bigger ass?



I apologize to you Ymono that someone would be so classless as to insinuate that. Some people are incapable of comprehending the concept of mutual respect for another individual.

Ymono, that is code for she really wants your ding dong

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Oh give me a break Bri. You were gushing over him in the intro.

 

[klemmer]

Oh give me a break Bri. You were gushing over him in the intro.

Today's Soup of the Day is Panty Soup!

 

[Bringmepie]

Dear Ymono,



Those evil-natured robots, they're programmed to destroy us. It'd be tragic if those evil robots win. Ymono, the rest of the board doesn't believe me but I know you won't let those evil robots defeat me. You know that it's demanding so what will you do to discipline your body to beat those evil machines?



Sincerely,

Rutherford Birchard Hayes

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,



Why is Bickell still on the hawks, hasn't Hayes proved he's a far better player.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Dear Ymono,



If I receive a snowball that I originally passed and was subsequently passed to 25 other people before returning to me, will I get crabs?



Also, if I had a piece of bacon before said snow ball is returned is it like a Canadian Shish-kabob?

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono, where are you?

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono, where are you?

he's shaggin' bri

 

[Ymono37]

Here's a couple to get started... didn't realize this would take off so quickly. A disclaimer - more-often-than-not I don't know what I'm doing in my own life so take any advice given here with a grain of salt. When Bri messaged me about this I thought, at the very least, we could have a little fun with this.



Many thanks for the unnecessarily kind words, Bri.

What does Jako taste like?

A lot like shame and stale Doritos... so I'm told.

Dear Ymono, I have an Aunt who likes to nitpick everyone, especially my parents. Lately she has started up on me. It is very annoying. I've thought about ignoring her but am worried that it would be too mean. What should I do?

Oh family is always fun. I'd say if you can't calmly and rationally talk to said Aunt about the issue (and privately away from everyone) and how it's effecting you, turning the other cheek is probably your best bet. I have a few family members that are wonderfully passive-aggressive in their judgements on others in our family and have learned to just "tune it out" - which is much easier said than done, but at the end of the day - your Aunt can't make you feel anyway you don't want to

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Dear Ymono,

Where are Cid's balls to answer these questions?

Not sure, Sir. I see him on the FB every now and again and if and when he does return here - I will gladly step down and let his balls resume their duties.