Do You Like to Sue People?

[Sunbiz1]

Before our modern legal system evolved into the mess it has become, many disputes were settled by means which are now considered felonies.

Since it is now illegal to perform such torture tactics as the ball whipping scene from Casino Royale, one is forced to settle disputes by claiming $$ damages.

Personally, the ball whipping would be more enjoyable. However, the prison time received would not be so enjoyable.

So I sue for less satisfaction.

 

[ijustposthere]

Before our modern legal system evolved into the mess it has become, many disputes were settled by means which are now considered felonies.

Since it is now illegal to perform such torture tactics as the ball whipping scene from Casino Royale, one is forced to settle disputes by claiming $$ damages.

Personally, the ball whipping would be more enjoyable. However, the prison time received would not be so enjoyable.

So I sue for less satisfaction.

I'm sure there's a lot of things you like doing to balls.

 

[Sunbiz1]

I'm sure there's a lot of things you like doing to balls.

Yours I'd like to simply kick...repeatedly.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Creep.

 

[Ares]

I once tried to sue fisch for trampling my bushes and leaving ashes on my plants with his hot dog grill but the court told me that no one by the name of fisch exists.... then they :-v and I ran away

 

[ijustposthere]

Yours I'd like to simply lick...repeatedly.

I'm assuming that's a spelling error, so I fixed it for you. You're welcome.

 

[number51]

I'm considering suing Scoot over the HHM banning

Scoot is just trying to make CCS a "safe space". HHM represented reality and had to go.

[video=youtube;sXQkXXBqj_U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U[/video]

 

[botfly10]

I have the power of a conflict resolution certificate. But when someone is ready to drive through your living room before even taking the time to speak to you, that certificate isn't worth the paper it's printed on. And that paper was probably printed by Mexicans.

**** this. I'm going to move to Canada.

Are you in some kind of trouble?

 

[ruprecht]

There's this guy in LA who is basically terrorizing small businesses. He is a handicapped person in a wheelchair who is taking advantage of the Americans with Disabilities Act, as well as local ordinances that are meant to protect disabled people. This ****** just strolls into businesses that he has no intention of patronizing, and looks for ADA violations. For example, if the counter is 1 inch above the required height, he sues... if the bathroom mirror or paper towel dispenser is too high, he sues.. if there isn't a handicapped accessible entrance, he sues. Basically, any minor thing that isn't in compliance, he'll sue your ass. And the people he sues are these little mom and pop stores who cannot afford litigation. He's basically extorting these businesses and has pocketed over $500,000. This guy and his attorney are scum bags. Apparently, there are a lot of people doing this, and one business fought back and discovered that the guy suing them wasn't even handicapped! What a scam...

I doubt he does much strolling.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Are you in some kind of trouble?

Nah just speculating grrl