Do you say "bless you" when someone sneezes?

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It depends on who I'm around. I do say it sometimes.

Even though I'm not religious at all, what I have noticed is when you have a standstill between another person, and both are a bit stubborn to talk with each other, catching them sneeze and saying bless you, sometimes breaks that tension a bit. You remind the person that even though you're mad at each other for whatever reason, that you still care.

Hmmm.. I can see that.

Although when there's tension between me and someone else, I challenge them to a twerking contest. That usually smooths things out.
 

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On a related note, whenever a QB throws an interception, I always say "God Blessed *insert QB name here*

I always say, STOP THROWING PICKS JAY! !!!! Even if it's not Jay.
 

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I say God Bless You. For me it's a non-threatening way to approach the subject of God.
 

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I say bless you the first time someone sneezes.... but if they sneeze a 2nd time or more I start berating them for sneezing....

Sneeze 1
"Bless you"
Sneeze 2
"Ok stop it now"
Sneeze 3
"Seriously, keep it the **** down, I let 2 go already"
Sneeze 4
"STFU RIGHT NOW"
Sneeze 5
"FFS IMA KILL YOU... STOP!"
 

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I say "bless you" or make a joke out of it. What that joke is changes every time and I never remember what I even say, so yeah.
 

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Hey turn and cover. I don't want what you have.
 

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I always do. Unless they continue to sneeze. Then I just tell them to get their shit together already.

But if it's someone I know fairly well and we're in public, I like to yell "EW!!!!" really loudly.


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I always do. Unless they continue to sneeze. Then I just tell them to get their shit together already.

But if it's someone I know fairly well and we're in public, I like to yell "EW!!!!" really loudly.


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Yeah one is all you get from me. Everything after that is just looking for sympathy. I "ewwww" my daughter all the time.
 

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