Dog trouble

[Urblock]

Rango has been accused of rape. My neighbor has a female pit bull/English bulldog mix that is going to be having pups. He also has a male boxer but he has been snipped. We think Rango jumped the fence and had some fun. We never leave him outside when we go somewhere because he can jump pretty high. Looks like I'll be building a taller fence. If the pups have long hair I'll have a few to find homes for.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Trying banning him for a week and see if that helps.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I thought the trouble would be that he dug up the mums.

 

[Ares]

Rango making rape great again

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Close that dog pussy as quick as you close a Bears thread and there will be no problem.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Wth does a Pit Bull/English bulldog look like?

Edit:

That's a stout mf'er.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

As if it wasn't bad enough with Mexico sending their rapists.

Now Urblock sends his. :lmao:

 

[airtime143]

Rango has been accused of rape. My neighbor has a female pit bull/English bulldog mix that is going to be having pups. He also has a male boxer but he has been snipped. We think Rango jumped the fence and had some fun. We never leave him outside when we go somewhere because he can jump pretty high. Looks like I'll be building a taller fence. If the pups have long hair I'll have a few to find homes for.

Man, I am dissapointed. You seem to be a great dog owner, but your boy still has balls?
Take care of that.

 

[Urblock]

Man, I am dissapointed. You seem to be a great dog owner, but your boy still has balls?
Take care of that.

Can't do it. When he gets 5 or 6 I want one of his puppies. Rango is the best damn dog I've ever had.

 

[Guess Who]

Someone should call the cops.

 

[remydat]

Rango has been accused of rape. My neighbor has a female pit bull/English bulldog mix that is going to be having pups. He also has a male boxer but he has been snipped. We think Rango jumped the fence and had some fun. We never leave him outside when we go somewhere because he can jump pretty high. Looks like I'll be building a taller fence. If the pups have long hair I'll have a few to find homes for.

What evidence do you have that it was rape and not consensual? You got witnesses? If not shame on you for believing that ***** over Rango. Bros before hoes man!

Or was Rango stupid enough to admit to sexual assault on tape?

 

[Urblock]

What evidence do you have that it was rape and not consensual? You got witnesses? If not shame on you for believing that ***** over Rango. Bros before hoes man!

Or was Rangoon stupid enough to admit to sexual assault on tape?

:lmao:

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

If the blood test shows Rango "IS" the father, hopefully the vet bills and child support are taken care of by the Rango clan.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I hope Urblock's neighbor is a Trump supporter, builds a wall (with a beautiful door), and send's him the bill when he's finished.

 

[Urblock]

If the blood test shows Rango "IS" the father, hopefully the vet bills and child support are taken care of by the Rango clan.

They will be but then I get to choose who gets a pup. Can't have my granddogs going to a bad home. :yep:

 

[Urblock]

I hope Urblock's neighbor is a Trump supporter, builds a wall (with a beautiful door), and send's him the bill when he's finished.

I wanted to put up a 6ft fence but they like how our dogs played when the could see each other with the 4ft chain link. Things may be different now.

 

[Tater]

Sounds like this should be taken to the Maury show.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I wanted to put up a 6ft fence but they like how our dogs played when the could see each other with the 4ft chain link. Things may be different now.

Yeah, I've seen lots of dogs that can jump a 4 foot. Especially for a bootie call.

 

[remydat]

I hope Urblock's neighbor is a Trump supporter, builds a wall (with a beautiful door), and send's him the bill when he's finished.

Nah he said the ***** was mixed so she is the undesirable. Urblock needs to build the wall and send them the bill for allowing their mixed race dog to mix with dat pure blood. I already alerted the doggy KKK to reprimand Urblock for not protecting the bloodline.

Unless Urblock's dog is a mutt as well. In which case, no wall should be built. No point in wasting money on the impure.

 

[ruprecht]

Buy that ****** some doggy rubbers