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Always guys on here wanting to lose weight. There you go. E. coli
 

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I get constipated and if I don't flush my system with at least 50 lbs of vegetables a week I will die. I literally eat vegetables and veggie juice 24/7.

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How true is it? How wide spread? I hate fearing this crap

World wide- No man is safe- Only those "in the know" will be spared.

sidenote. I got a hamburger last night and it comes out with a giant piece of lettuce on it. I look at the waitress like "dafuq you just bring me" I try to calm my nerves and casually say "is this lettuce tainted?" She says "no sir, it's iceberg." Ive been having salads all night. A whole new lettuce game opened up for me.
 

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World wide- No man is safe- Only those "in the know" will be spared.

sidenote. I got a hamburger last night and it comes out with a giant piece of lettuce on it. I look at the waitress like "dafuq you just bring me" I try to calm my nerves and casually say "is this lettuce tainted?" She says "no sir, it's iceberg." Ive been having salads all night. A whole new lettuce game opened up for me.

But in all honesty, don't we agree that it's basically a false scare. Conveniently shows up right at thanksgiving.
 

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Yes, it is, why? Because the dishonest sell it to you as a necessity, 2 hole they screw you over daily through taxes and the law

You pay taxes and then eat E. Coli using a serving spoon. Your 2 hole is a construct.
 

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But in all honesty, don't we agree that it's basically a false scare. Conveniently shows up right at thanksgiving.

Its real this shit kills people dude. But yeah, right at the holiday would perk up my tin foil hat. It is however nice to know the CDC isnt trying to hoodwink the lettuce game and is telling everyone to throw it all away. Thanks CDC!
 

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Insider trading by the CDC. Fo sho.
 

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