I've pondered this as well, but that would mean I've been mega-trolled. And I'm not ready to admit that.
I can't say with certainty if Desbro is trolling or not so he is a theoretical candidate at this point but if he is he has done a fantastic job.
He has his routine down pat. Hates rookies, loves washed up vets, hates everything about the bears, loves Cutler.
If the whole nerds and alpha's routine is not trolling then I don't know what is.
He is either king of the meat balls or king of the trolls. Either way a nomination is in order.