Edibles(Dont read if you dont like the wacky tocacky)

[nvanprooyen]

I'm pretty sure Rogan does narrate that one. Saw it awhile back on Netflix or something.

 

[Raskolnikov]

I watched it a while back but my memory of it is spotty. I seem to
Remember joe rogan narrating and being a douche

lol....yeah....he is the slightly intelligent douche jock perspective that pops up all the time in places like this due to his immature but accepting view of psychedelics. Reaching the Joe Rogan level of enlightenment is the bare minimum goal I have for humanity, and I hope others have the power of mind and capacity to go deeper.

 

[malcore]

You must raise your minimum standards Rasko.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I'm not gonna lie. I used to enjoy his podcast....but then it got old.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I'm not gonna lie. I used to enjoy his podcast....but then it got old.

Full disclosure: i used to watch fear factor

 

[Raskolnikov]

You must raise your minimum standards Rasko.

hard to do as I come here

(and witness the lowest common denominator of thought and decency)

 

[malcore]

hard to do as I come here

(and witness the lowest common denominator of thought and decency)

Lol, raise your lowest standards in your hopes for humanity, but lower your expectations here and enjoy the occasional surprise.

 

[bamainatlanta]

whats great about edibles is that the THC attaches itself to your fat cells so when you are active and burning fat cells, the THC releases and thus the higher you get. The edibles that they prescribe to cancer patients are total body fucks.

 

[SiDe WaYs]

Rask, do you dab? I have done it a couple of times and the first time it made me relaxed and I won in Texas hold 'em. But the the next time I did it I was anxious and paranoid. I was doing dabbing from the rig. I haven't used a rig in a while. I use the pen. It feels better. Maybe because I'm not taking monster size hits. And I never had edibles. I really want to eat some and experience the high.

 

[SiDe WaYs]

whats great about edibles is that the THC attaches itself to your fat cells so when you are active and burning fat cells, the THC releases and thus the higher you get. The edibles that they prescribe to cancer patients are total body fucks.

What do you mean by body fucks?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I had a huge panic attack a few years ago. I was just getting into smoking weed and my buddy made me take 3 huge hits from a bubbler. The first 2 were fine then the last one fucked me up. I felt like I was out of my body, and I had a full blown panic attack. Sweating, throwing up, stomach in a knot, thought I was for sure gonna die, passed out for 5 hours then I was good haha

Sent from Cuba

 

[Mitchapalooza]

The weirdest part was that it felt sooo familiar. I remember looking in the mirror and saying "oh **** not this again." Even though I never had a panic attack before.

But every time weed fucked me up, I was drinking Orange Juice with it...hmm...

Sent from Cuba

 

[Raskolnikov]

What do you mean by body fucks?

massive body high with the word fucks for exclamation.

body glow, warmth like sun on skin spreading through bloodstream, sexual enhancement likely, natuaral viagra effect possible if you use your superhuman ability to focus on pot to connect with the person u are with or in fantasy. This body high is more common with the indica strains and I have found even more with cheese strains, like Big Buddha Cheese is pure viagra for me. hours of fun from vaping. My club discontinued though as its hard to grow. I will try myself soon

 

[botfly10]

The best way to make edibles is to make weed butter, than use that to cook low temp brownies or cookies or whatever.

And I wouldn't use schwag, but I wouldn't use nuggets either.

The best thing is to use high quality trimmings - not the fan leaves, which are crap, but the small, highly crystallized leaves cut from the buds. Its the same shit people use to make bubble hash.

 

[botfly10]

I've heard stuff about paranoia / panic attacks with edibles. Doesn't sound fun.

Well, its just stronger and a little different than smoking. Its more of a body buzz and can last way longer. Thing is though, it come on kind of slow, so it can be way harder to regulate dosage. And you never really know how strong stuff is either. The buzz is kinda like morphine, sort of a numbing effect.

 

[botfly10]

Rask you ever done dmt?

dmt is da best. Its like the adult psychedelic for when you don't have all day to be outta your mind.

 

[botfly10]

I will someday probably. I would prefer to do it in a near to nature setting, preferably in South America with a few trusted friends there to support or join, and I would like to train my fitness to a near perfect level in order to avoid my affinity to the ego death experience. If my body feels secure and safe, I am more likely to have a positive trip.

I have never done acid, sonoran toad venom, mushrooms with the oldest living organisms on earth the giant sequoia's, but I would like to.

I have such a natural disposition to tripping that I have had profound experiences just with pot, and tried more severe psychadelics just twice in low doses. One trip was great, opened my mind to many things and a deeper truer spirituality, in the other I thought that my two friends and I were this three headed dragon image on their screen saver, and I was like "thats us, you are dragons and so am I."

And then they both simeoltaneiously said "its ok its time to come with us", and I thought they were demons and it was time for my soul to be collected, and in fact I had been dead since my car accident (accepting that life was real was difficult for me after my near drowning I think because of the blackouts with little explanation for how I survived, I simply came to after losing consciousness and escaped, likely I floated to an air bubble when I stopped struggling and maybe that reoriented my up/down positioning as we were trapped upside down) but I don't know how I came to and found a breathe as it was pitch black dark

So I beleived them and I went white as a ghost, and followed my friend and passed out taking the first stair, fell on my face/head on the last stair, everything I could to start breathing and stand up"I'm ok", then fell down the next flight. and the next flight (sets of about 8 stairs from the third story)....

I pulled myself up at the bottom but had such a massive concussion I kept asking them why they were stairing at me. (I had blood on my face and broken nose) and I couldn't remember their answer with the concussion so about the 5th time I asked why they were staring at me, and touched my face and saw the blood and freaked out, they were pretty worried and wanted to go hospital. I was a felon at that time, and was able to convince them not to thank god.

So...if you learned anything....just remember set and setting. That nature can be beautiful if you are capable of reaching it, and be with people you trust who will make you feel safe. Avoid cliffs and balconies (a young man recently jumped from a hotel on an edible, the dangers are real for amateurs)


But as for legality. I mean.....what would happen if I just decided to try drinking at 18 for the first time, and drank a liter of whiskey?

Bad things I likely won't remember much of.

People just jump in and take edibles without assessing their dose.

Look at this article from CNN....this is the type of idiot I am talking about. Weed is getting all this buzz, and people say oh maybe its not so bad I would like to try that. Then she buys a $30 cookie( with who knows how many milligrams of THC, I can handle up to 200 but I am 250 lbs and experienced), my friend was begging me to take him to the hospital on 50mg. Half of one brownie. But the brownie is 4x, so I dosed him double for his first time, it was my fault and stupid, and even with a friend there with experience when he was in full on panic attack 1 hr in with 5 hrs to go I thought we were in trouble.)

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/03/living/weed-colorado-family-vacation/index.html?iref=allsearch


this woman didn't enjoy it, she didn't really actually try it in my opinion. Its like saying you didn't like drinking 20 beers so I will never drink again. OK. But you didn't really drink properly at all. You had no clue what you were jumping into,

the sad part is she wanted to relax, probably is an uptight family ***** who really needed to snap her cultural boundaries and rethink her attitudes about what is good in life and what is important, but she won't do it again and had a bad experience because she took to much.

just a heads up, sequoias aren't even close to the oldest living organisms. Just the biggest.

 

[Monk]

I'm not gonna lie. I used to enjoy his podcast....but then it got old.

I listened to the one with Maynard James Keenan from Tool a while back. Probably a good while. Maynard was talking about his new vineyard. And how growing grapes in Arizona was a bad idea.

 

[Monk]

Dmt, swag, nuggets, and toxic plastic essence.

I should probably not be in here.

 

[SilenceS]

Dmt, swag, nuggets, and toxic plastic essence.

I should probably not be in here.

Schwag. I had a typo while on it. lol