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Since everyone loved the Carlin line, I've got another. I love the heavy hitters of stand-up so I could probably run quite a ways with this...

"**** isn't even a word anymore to me. It's a comma." -Lewis Black
 
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JosMin

Entirely too much tuna
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"We rock the house like rock 'n roll. Got more soul than a sock with a hole. Set the stage with a goal, to have the game locked in a cage getting shocked with a pole. Overthrow like throwing rover a biscuit. A lot of bitches think he's overly chauvinistic --Let go his dick if that's the case. Rats, what a waste, there's more cats to chase. Dogs, he got it like new powers. Woke up, wrote and spit the shit in a few hours." -- MF DOOM
 

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My favorite teams
  1. Chicago Cubs
  1. Minnesota United FC
  1. Chicago Bulls
  1. Chicago Bears
  1. Chicago Blackhawks
  1. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it.
 

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