I would. Please come to Orlando so i can choke you the fuck out.
damn bro, choke me out over me trying to educate you on the sciences of auction leagues...you are too high strung, I suggest finding yourself a woman (or man if that is your thing) and relieve some of that stress. This is just fantasy football and a messageboard, if you can't handle it then you need to evaluate the quality of your life.
Here are some stress relievers that I feel help me with my day to day happiness.
Auction Fantasy Football Leagues
Marijuana
Messing with simple minded rookies on CCS
Practicing my counters to choke outs
Carrying on
Science
I would suggest starting with maybe one or two of these activities as doing more may end up adding stress.
Edit - I also only do my meet ups at Logan Square