Favorite liquor and what kind of drunk are you?

[gpphat]

I don't drink nor do I do drugs like some of the junkies here, so I'm not qualified to discuss the topic. Please, carry on

Thank you for your contribution

 

[Tjodalv]

Sotol is the best thing known to man. It's related to tequila and mezcal sort of like how scotch is related to rye whiskey and bourbon. It's made in the north (primarily Chihuahua) while tequila is made in the central regions and mezcal is from Oaxaca.

 

[Sunbiz1]

I don't drink nor do I do drugs like some of the junkies here, so I'm not qualified to discuss the topic. Please, carry on

Please, do tell us more about your *leased vehicles, Lawrence Welk, Thursday night bingo, and your incontinence.

Thanks for dropping by the bar.

 

[malcore]

I don't drink nor do I do drugs like some of the junkies here, so I'm not qualified to discuss the topic. Please, carry on

That explains a fair deal. Perhaps you should take one or both up. Might loosen the sphincter a bit.

 

[malcore]

One of the worst beers I have ever tried:

Bad aftertaste and contributes to poor body language.

 

[Mr. Cub]

I don't drink nor do I do drugs like some of the junkies here, so I'm not qualified to discuss the topic. Please, carry on

Junkies eh? Drugs are sweet man. haha But, why would you click into a thread labeled "favorite Liquor" and you proceed to say I don't drink.... Stoopid!

 

[JosMin]

I don't drink nor do I do drugs like some of the junkies here, so I'm not qualified to discuss the topic. Please, carry on

I've heard it's fairly difficult to take a sip of alcohol when you're juggling six fat, veiny dongs in your throat.

 

[nwfisch]

I've heard it's fairly difficult to take a sip of alcohol when you're juggling six fat, veiny dongs in your throat.

Be nice Jos <3.

 

[Omeletpants]

I've heard it's fairly difficult to take a sip of alcohol when you're juggling six fat, veiny dongs in your throat.

I wouldn't know, is it?

 

[Omeletpants]

Please, do tell us more about your *leased vehicles, Lawrence Welk, Thursday night bingo, and your incontinence.

Thanks for dropping by the bar.

Post a pic of your yellow 94 Pontiac Sunbird?

 

[Crystallas]

Awesome ride.

 

[brett05]

Mine was Tom Collins with Tanqueray.
As for the second part, I'm a man, so I don't get drunk. Children get drunk.

 

[Globetrotter]

Awesome ride.

werd..bish is kleen

 

[Dogstar]

Awesome ride.

I had an '89 Sunchicken Sport Coupe (true story).
It was a 3-speed automatic, 110hp screamer with the half-flip headlights that froze shut every winter.

 

[Urblock]

How the hell did a drinking thread go to an eggpants and car thread?

 

[Dogstar]

How the hell did a drinking thread go to an eggpants and car thread?

Drinking and driving go together, do they not?



(Clapton sucks)

 

[Sunbiz1]

Drinking and driving go together, do they not?



(Clapton sucks)

Only in Texas:

DUI - TEXAS STYLE

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.


At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all.

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.

This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

 

[TheChicagoFan]

Favorite: Jim Beam Bourbon

I love booze cruising. AKA drinking and driving on country roads. So nobody is harmed and you cruise. Fun shit

 

[Globetrotter]

Favorite: Jim Beam Bourbon

I love booze cruising. AKA drinking and driving on country roads. So nobody is harmed and you cruise. Fun shit

I hope you own lots of firearms.

 

[HeHateMe]

Hamms in a can. Early Times bourbon in a glass straight no chaser. This is spring and summer. If it's social I will sip Manhattans or julips.

In the fall it's all about the hoppy beers and shots of Jaeger or rumple, or mixed (dead Nazi)

Winter I like to switch to clear alcohol. In proper company it's vodka on ice or mixed with tonic and a lemon. Otherwise it's moonshine or potato vodka. I will make glogg for guests that brave a snowstorm to visit.

I am a happy drunk who loves to meet new people and discuss anything under the sun. I have rarely been provoked to anger when drinking and usually am the one to regulate when things get out of hand, through rational discourse, not physicality.

All that being said I sometimes get ripped and make people mad on the internet for lulz.