Favorite Stand-Up Bits

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I've always liked this one from George Carlin. So well done, and what's most amazing is that there is only one swear in the bit. I'm fairly positive this is from the same show that he did the 7 Dirty Words bit.

[video=youtube;zaR3sVpTB98]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaR3sVpTB98[/video]

 

[Urblock]

:lmao:

 

[Crystallas]

[video=youtube;eQQ2btbidWE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQQ2btbidWE[/video]

Carlin was a family friend. I was too young to remember much, but apparently I used to sit on his knee.

Not a big fan of Kinison, but the world hunger routine was pure gold.

 

[ShiftyDevil]

[video=youtube;0kM7aXofMC4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kM7aXofMC4[/video]

 

[BringBackDitka54]

[video=youtube;Hitc8haEu_g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hitc8haEu_g[/video]

 

[BringBackDitka54]

[video=youtube;paG1-lPtIXA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paG1-lPtIXA[/video]

 

[brett05]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymUYO4T_ZjQ
[video=youtube;ymUYO4T_ZjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymUYO4T_ZjQ[/video]

 

[brett05]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c

[video=youtube;iK2OakMoW_c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c[/video]

 

[brett05]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYukEAmoMCQ

[video=youtube;YYukEAmoMCQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYukEAmoMCQ[/video]

 

[brett05]

and one for the dad's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYMGl48ADBk
[video=youtube;JYMGl48ADBk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYMGl48ADBk[/video]

 

[Monster]

Robin Williams on golf....

 

[bearmick]

Anything by Mitch Hedberg or Dimitri Martin.

 

[winos5]

[video=youtube;ceS_jkKjIgo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo[/video]

 

[winos5]

[video=youtube;CYk5k-vL_Ek]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYk5k-vL_Ek[/video]

 

[modo]

[video=youtube;BerJdS2VJhA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA[/video]

 

[Burque]

Pretty much anything Bill Hicks did is good.

[video=youtube;Ytv15ono5J0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytv15ono5J0[/video]

 

[SilenceS]

[video=youtube;hIob7qv6qtE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIob7qv6qtE&list=PLQZSKkOILj9HsdyfMucT0u82-mZ3C__VV[/video]

 

[SilenceS]

[video=youtube;8UGIkde-_i8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGIkde-_i8[/video]

 

[Camden Cutler]

[video=youtube;p-IGCcSNlnk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IGCcSNlnk[/video]

TALKING ABOUT WHORES PEOPLE

 

[Burque]

Joe Rogan on life!

[video=youtube;XARKYw3Flmk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XARKYw3Flmk[/video]