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BaBaBlacksheep

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Why would I watch comedians when I can come here every day? :shrug:
 

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[video=youtube;P3jLufZx3IM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3jLufZx3IM[/video]

shit makes me die every time
 

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NFL related:

[video=youtube;-gP88KJnCok]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gP88KJnCok[/video]
 

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[video=youtube;F3c_-dde-wo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3c_-dde-wo[/video]
 

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Pumped to see this guy tomorrow night.

[video=dailymotion;x4g8777]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4g8777_jim-jefferies-gun-control_news[/video]
 

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Also, Kyle Kinane is a great comedian from Chicago.

[video=youtube;U0LBboZdmzw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0LBboZdmzw[/video]
 

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Pumped to see this guy tomorrow night.

[video=dailymotion;x4g8777]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4g8777_jim-jefferies-gun-control_news[/video]

hes funny... but aus didnt rid of guns completely.. banned some.. reclassifications and added red tape for acquiring the legal ones..
 

DMelt36

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hes funny... but aus didnt rid of guns completely.. banned some.. reclassifications and added red tape for acquiring the legal ones..
Hahaha I'm not going to comedians for factual reporting so if they embellish the facts for the sake of comedy I'm not too worried about it
 

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The funniest man to ever live!

[video=youtube_share;AhOsnZ2jB9Q]https://youtu.be/AhOsnZ2jB9Q[/video]
 

AussieBear

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Hahaha I'm not going to comedians for factual reporting so if they embellish the facts for the sake of comedy I'm not too worried about it

true.. truth would cheapen a really good joke..
 

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The funniest man to ever live!

[video=youtube_share;AhOsnZ2jB9Q]https://youtu.be/AhOsnZ2jB9Q[/video]

I saw that guy live in a little craphole in Lansing MI. He was pretty funny


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Pumped to see this guy tomorrow night.

[video=dailymotion;x4g8777]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4g8777_jim-jefferies-gun-control_news[/video]

I really liked his TV show Legit, I guess there weren't too many of us and it was canceled after 2 seasons.



Brett posts every G rated standup bit ever made, including Bill Cosby. Good game Brett.
 

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I've always liked this one from George Carlin. So well done, and what's most amazing is that there is only one swear in the bit. I'm fairly positive this is from the same show that he did the 7 Dirty Words bit.

There are so many of Carlin's old bits that, save for a few possible outdated references, are 100% accurate today.

[video=youtube;MvgN5gCuLac]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac[/video]

I'm trying to find another one that he talks about driving and it's probably my favorite comedy bit ever.
 

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Football v Baseball, my favorite Carlin bit.

[video=youtube;IhN1ExFCXNA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhN1ExFCXNA[/video]
 

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[video=youtube;Dcr8dm9Prkk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcr8dm9Prkk[/video]
 

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Eddie Murphy was always funny

[video=youtube_share;Vg-csjbwo5s]https://youtu.be/Vg-csjbwo5s[/video]
 

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Mitch Hedberg, Joe Rogan, Louis CK. x99
 

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