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I'm lighting off more (half price) tonight but the nearest neighbor out here is a half mile away.
 

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I just call the cops from a pay phone and say there are people shooting guns in the street.
 

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I'm lighting off more (half price) tonight but the nearest neighbor out here is a half mile away.

Any of them saturn missiles? Nothing says "**** tribar" quite like saturn missiles.
 

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Thought I'd post this here:

Years ago, a friend and myself bought a discounted 500 count saturn missiles fireworks box after the fourth of July. We then proceeded to go to our old bosses house, at roughly 2 in the the morning, and lit it up in that ******* driveway. Shit was going off for like 10 minutes LOL. Good times.
 

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Thought I'd post this here:

Years ago, a friend and myself bought a discounted 500 count saturn missiles fireworks box after the fourth of July. We then proceeded to go to our old bosses house, at roughly 2 in the the morning, and lit it up in that ******* driveway. Shit was going off for like 10 minutes LOL. Good times.

Lol, that reminds me of when I was in college at USC. My roommate had a bunch of M-60 firecrackers that he bought from Mexico. They were totally illegal in the US and it sounded like machine gun fire when lit. As you may or may not know, USC is an oasis located in a rough part of town, and we lived in an apartment on the outskirts (the sounds of gunfire was not uncommon at night), on the 3rd floor, next to an alleyway. One night, we lit up those M60s and dropped them down below as cars drove through the alley. Well, those drivers would get scared shitless and screech through that alley, probably thinking they were caught in the middle of a driveby shooting. One dude was parked and waiting for someone and we heard him scream as he drove the hell out of there. A couple other cars almost crashed. Fun times.
 

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