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Anyone else hate them? Iowa legalized them a few years ago and they SUCK.
Why do they have to be lit off for 30 fucking days at all hours of the night? They scare the piss out of my dog, they wake up my baby, they are loud, annoying and not to mention lighting them over a residential subdivision is a poor idea. For two weeks before July 4th and two weeks after it’s like I live in a war zone (not to disparage an actual war zone).
If you wanna light them off on July 4th or the day before, great. But all summer? GTFO. **** fireworks! Whose with me?
/rant
You gonna stand there and tell me you don't like no whistlin bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker do's, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers with or without the scooter stick or one single whistlin kitty chaser?