Florida Man Caught With Elaborate Fake IDs and Uniforms For Government Agencies And Hospitals

[bri]

Has anyone thought that maybe this guy is just a master "Pick-Up Artist"?



"Yeah babe, NASA is sending me to outer space to blow up a meteor. I don't know if I'm ever coming back..."

What kind of a Poindexter would do that? And if he did who would be stupid enough to believe him? If some guy told me he was in the CIA I'd just roll my eyes cause a real CIA agent wouldn't advertise the fact that he was in the CIA.

 

[Tater]

This is different to me. It's one thing to collect the stuff, but he was altering it to have his face on badges, name on things, and also presenting it to authorities. He sat next to a guy at a memorial service for a vet, fully dressed in coast guard uniform. He has diplomatic plates or whatever on his car and a flashing light bar in his Cadillac. This isn't for show, this isn't for collecting, this is for perpetrating area's he's not supposed to be. Why else would he have flashing lights in his car and government plates on it if he wasn't getting in places he's not supposed to be.

Exactly. He's not putting authentic items in a display case.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

This is different to me. It's one thing to collect the stuff, but he was altering it to have his face on badges, name on things, and also presenting it to authorities. He sat next to a guy at a memorial service for a vet, fully dressed in coast guard uniform. He has diplomatic plates or whatever on his car and a flashing light bar in his Cadillac. This isn't for show, this isn't for collecting, this is for perpetrating area's he's not supposed to be. Why else would he have flashing lights in his car and government plates on it if he wasn't getting in places he's not supposed to be.

Exactly. There is something far more to this than collecting....unless he is just crazy.

 

[MassHavoc]

Has anyone thought that maybe this guy is just a master "Pick-Up Artist"?



"Yeah babe, NASA is sending me to outer space to blow up a meteor. I don't know if I'm ever coming back..."

That's even worse considering how many boy scout uniforms and items he had.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Has anyone thought that maybe this guy is just a master "Pick-Up Artist"?



"Yeah babe, NASA is sending me to outer space to blow up a meteor. I don't know if I'm ever coming back..."

Well, I won't lie. We used to wear the flight suit to the bars to pick up the babes. We had a bunch believing we were NASA astronauts in training. At the time my rank was Specialist and listed on my tag was SPC...which we got that bunch convinced that I was a Shuttle Pilot Candidate. Amazing how many times that worked.

 

[jakobeast]

Well, I won't lie. We used to wear the flight suit to the bars to pick up the babes. We had a bunch believing we were NASA astronauts in training. At the time my rank was Specialist and listed on my tag was SPC...which we got that bunch convinced that I was a Shuttle Pilot Candidate. Amazing how many times that worked.

There is a difference. You were actually in the service.



Brilliant, by the way.

 

[Ton]

Impersonating law enforcement is a crime. Owning human skulls is not.

I was just about to say that. No matter how you look at it, even if it is a "hobby" you cannot go in public and impersonate any sort of government official whether it be military or police.

 

[KMChechASS69r]

As a former Marine, I can attest to the fact that chicks dig a man in uniform! As I said before tho, this guy wasn't doing this to get laid. Sounds like military style probing to me. I sincerely hope the Feds are not taking this lightly. Didn't we something similar happen with the individual's involved in the 9/11 attacks. I seem to recall some issue with the camel boners who piloted the planes and them being able to enroll in the pilot training. Not sure if I am entirely accurate there but I recall something to that effect. Anywho, there's something more involved going on here I believe.