Fogo de Chao

[KittiesKorner]

Took me wife there tonight for Valentine's Day early. We used to fast all day before we went, but today, based on a pro tip, we both had breakfast, and ended up eating so much more that I just sharted a calf. They gave us a complimentary gift card and the manager told us he is going to reserve the same table for us every subsequent time we visit because we've been going on and off since 2007. My wife's coworkers tell her Fogo is ghetto, and I know it's a chain, but we enjoy it very much.

What did/will you all do for your old battle axes for Valentine's day?

 

[KittiesKorner]

oh, and mods, when you move this to the food and drink ghetto, **** YOU. This is about Valentine's Day.

 

[HeHateMe]

We're not doing anything because we are cash poor for a while, (like the next three years) but since this thread is about consuming lots of meat, i do think fogo is tops! They have a fantastic salad bar too for the gays.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Might go to the bar tonight and try to have sex with a random girl. Today is desperation day.

 

[KittiesKorner]

why are you cash poor?

tonight I forewent the salad bar despite my wife's protestations, I told her "it's a holiday, twat"

 

[KittiesKorner]

Might go to the bar tonight and try to have sex with a random girl. Today is desperation day.

Ride free or die, bro. If you get hitched you might end up with a mortgage (check), a life insurance policy (check), a job indoors (check), and a will (doing that this weekend)

 

[Urblock]

We're not doing anything because we are cash poor for a while, (like the next three years) but since this thread is about consuming lots of meat, i do think fogo is tops! They have a fantastic salad bar too for the gays.

Did wolves kill the goat herd?

 

[remydat]

Might go to the bar tonight and try to have sex with a random girl. Today is desperation day.

I echo this sentiment. Tonight is like a lion running wild on the serengeti just waiting for one of the gazelle's to lag behind the group so that he can pounce. Then once the kill is made you have to fend off the hyenas and the like trying to swoop in and claim your kill after you put in all the hard work.

 

[HeHateMe]

Did wolves kill the goat herd?

no, we are paying down debt and saving so we can buy a farm, and also helping out a family member.

 

[Urblock]

Remy you should delete the serial killer post.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I echo this sentiment. Tonight is like a lion running wild on the serengeti just waiting for one of the gazelle's to lag behind the group so that he can pounce. Then once the kill is made you have to fend off the hyenas and the like trying to swoop in and claim your kill after you put in all the hard work.

were you the guy tonight who just kept going around the salad bar with an empty plate but never putting anything on it?

 

[remydat]

Remy you should delete the serial killer post.

What your wifey reads these message boards? Don't be trying to front like you some respectable dude and shit that never did this kind of shit.

were you the guy tonight who just kept going around the salad bar with an empty plate but never putting anything on it?

Nah that's no place to pick up strays. Shit is like $50 a person to eat and shit. You meet a girl there and you just set unreasonable expectations going forward.

 

[KittiesKorner]

What your wifey reads these message boards? Don't be trying to front like you some respectable dude and shit that never did this kind of shit.



Nah that's no place to pick up strays. Shit is like $50 a person to eat and shit. You meet a girl there and you just set unreasonable expectations going forward.

Not if you have a complimentary gift card!!

 

[Urblock]

Remy never post another thing about my wife.

 

[KittiesKorner]

remy if you tried to play my wife she would throat punch you and then hadouken where your balls used to be.

 

[remydat]

Not if you have a complimentary gift card!!

What happens when you use that card though? The next time, she still going to want to go to some $50 a plate joint because you already set that expectation up in her mind.

Remy never post another thing about my wife.

Lol I asked if she read these boards. Let's not get all sensitive and shit particularly when you are talking shit to me.

remy if you tried to play my wife she would throat punch you and then hadouken where your balls used to be.

Who said anything about trying to play your wife? The specific discussion was about girls that are single on Valentines. You guys getting real overprotective and shit.

 

[TCD]

We're not doing anything because we are cash poor for a while, (like the next three years) but since this thread is about consuming lots of meat, i do think fogo is tops! They have a fantastic salad bar too for the gays.

I'll be your Hud to your farm...just let me know.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

What did/will you all do for your old battle axes for Valentine's day?

I'm letting her sleep until 830 then I'm waking her up and telling her to get the **** back to work.

 

[Heidenlarm]

I had a bottle of Jim Beam and some Panda Express today, by myself.

 

[botfly10]

remy only trolls for women where people order a beer with their whiskey.