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What the **** dude, stop giving up state secrets.
I had a bottle of Jim Beam and some Panda Express today, by myself.
Gonna get Cirrohsis doing that shit. My uncle is in the hospital right now with that. Does some nasty shit to your body including some very swollen testes. Hopefully the old ****** lives, he's a good dude.
sorry to hear that.
What happens when you use that card though? The next time, she still going to want to go to some $50 a plate joint because you already set that expectation up in her mind.
Lol I asked if she read these boards. Let's not get all sensitive and shit particularly when you are talking shit to me.
Who said anything about trying to play your wife? The specific discussion was about girls that are single on Valentines. You guys getting real overprotective and shit.
Ride free or die, bro. If you get hitched you might end up with a mortgage (check), a life insurance policy (check), a job indoors (check), and a will (doing that this weekend)
I got my wife 3 candy bars..She was thrilled
I broke her in like a pup
The key to any successful marriage (from the husbands point of view) is setting the bar low those first few years. Then you can spend the rest of your life reminding her it can always be worse.
sorry remy but I wouldn't put it past you to play my wife at the salad bar. And then I would clothesline you like lorenzo neal did mike brown in 2007.
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*hey, my nephew loves the xbox you sent for free. thank you.
Took me wife there tonight for Valentine's Day early. We used to fast all day before we went, but today, based on a pro tip, we both had breakfast, and ended up eating so much more that I just sharted a calf. They gave us a complimentary gift card and the manager told us he is going to reserve the same table for us every subsequent time we visit because we've been going on and off since 2007. My wife's coworkers tell her Fogo is ghetto, and I know it's a chain, but we enjoy it very much.
What did/will you all do for your old battle axes for Valentine's day?
What did/will you all do for your old battle axes for Valentine's day?
What sort of snobby fucks does your wife work with? If Fogo is ghetto then I don't even want to know what they call actual ghetto establishments.
What sort of snobby fucks does your wife work with? If Fogo is ghetto then I don't even want to know what they call actual ghetto establishments.
Tropical rainforest cafe types