for those of you who are married and work in a cube

[Chief Walking Stick]

I love everyone and their dogs.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I reported desperado to my boss this morning for making fun of my cube and my wife.

She said "that's so lame bro, tell him he's on probation."

then she put me on double probation.

 

[Ares]

I reported desperado to my boss this morning for making fun of my cube and my wife.

She said "that's so lame bro, tell him he's on probation."

then she put me on double probation.

She should put you on triple probation.... #MomBuddyStrikesAgain

 

[KittiesKorner]

She should put you on triple probation.... #MomBuddyStrikesAgain

my bosssbudy is kind of a cuntbuddy

 

[Penny Traitor]

my bosssbudy is kind of a cuntbuddy

That is a post I would keep far away from wifebuddy.

(On that note, can you really be "kind of" a cuntbuddy? That seems like it has commitment behind it)

I have a wifebuddy that is awesome and I often work in windowless rooms that look like the AV club at your local community college...close enough?

 

[KittiesKorner]

That is a post I would keep far away from wifebuddy.

(On that note, can you really be "kind of" a cuntbuddy? That seems like it has commitment behind it)

I have a wifebuddy that is awesome and I often work in windowless rooms that look like the AV club at your local community college...close enough?

that will work. and my wifebuddy also thinks my bossbuddy is a cuntbuddy. we were at a street festival and saw my bossbuddy and I was walking over to introduce my wifebuddy and my bossbuddy ran away because she's a fucking sketchpadbuddy

 

[Penny Traitor]

that will work. and my wifebuddy also thinks my bossbuddy is a cuntbuddy. we were at a street festival and saw my bossbuddy and I was walking over to introduce my wifebuddy and my bossbuddy ran away because she's a fucking sketchpadbuddy

That is some solid bossing there. Maybe wifebuddy is intimidating. Mine is...I married her to play bouncerbuddy.

#scaroused

 

[ruprecht]

I went to a cube party once and ended up with a stapler in my butt. Thankfully it was a red Swingline

 

[nvanprooyen]

If I had a cube, I'd make it into a cube fort

 

[KittiesKorner]

If I had a cube, I'd make it into a cube fort

I actually draped something over my cube to mitigate the fluorescent lights and was served with a warning from building services ROFL CRY

 

[xer0h0ur]

I went to a cube party once and ended up with a stapler in my butt. Thankfully it was a red Swingline

 

[Nail Polish]

I actually draped something over my cube to mitigate the fluorescent lights and was served with a warning from building services ROFL CRY

 

[WCL]

I'm not married, and I don't work in a cube.

Can I be in the club?

 

[KittiesKorner]

You can be an interntard. I can set you up with a nice cube lady. You don't even notice the goiter after a couple days

 

[xer0h0ur]

Keep your farting cubebud

 

[KittiesKorner]

she retired. I'm guessing she just sits at home snorting oxy, farting, and listening to pia zadora all day. at least that's what she did in her cube.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Kinda makes you wonder if after all those years she either just didn't give a **** or thought no one ever noticed she was farting non-stop.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Well whenever I farted she would sigh and cluck her tongue and do a bump. One day i about lost my shit laughing because she fell asleep and was snoring and fell out of her chair. She was unhurt

 

[nvanprooyen]

I want to believe.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I am not kidding bro. it's not good enough of a story to make up lol