FUN-BAD: How to enjoy the 2015 Bears Season

[BearUp]

Fun bad?

Coming on the forum each week and watching people blaming Cutler for everyone's bad play and watching others blaming everyone but Cutler for Cutler's bad play.

 

[DaaBears]

Fun bad?

Coming on the forum each week and watching people blaming Cutler for everyone's bad play and watching others blaming everyone but Cutler for Cutler's bad play.

So which people are correct, now that you took the liberty of transitioning this into a Cutler thread?

 

[PickSix]

- bet the under 7 win total big and throw an end of season party
- play drinking games for every time an announcer says that Shea almost made that play
- discuss who the best QB in college football is after each Cutler int
- watch Jiggets, Miller, and company blow a fuse in the post game
- read all the crazy ass posts about all the former players and coaches that we should have kept
- tailgate much longer than usual

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Big Doug sue would be epic this season. Too bad he's dead now.

 

[nc0gnet0]

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[Jester]

HHM, it looks like you are a Chicago Baseball Sports fan, so I take you as an authoritative source on how to enjoy bad sports teams.

 

[CRM 114]

Fantasy football. That and when the Bears do something stupid just laugh it off. Don't let it ruin your day/week. That's what got me through last year (and a couple of other years).

 

[Wintermute]

I anticipate lots of heavy drinking during games this season.

 

[Omeletpants]

I havent been this depressed about the Bears since Wanny

 

[bearmick]

HHM, it looks like you are a Chicago Baseball Sports fan, so I take you as an authoritative source on how to enjoy bad sports teams.

I imagine the worst thing about watching the Cardinals is being surrounded by their incredibly annoying fan base.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I imagine the worst thing about watching the Cardinals is being surrounded by their incredibly annoying fan base.

Best fans in baseball - just ask them.

 

[theArizonaState]

Join a fantasy football league and take all NFC north players. Take the backup for Jordy Nelson in the later rounds. As well as other playmakers in the North.

Watch as your FF team makes big numbers. If you FF team doesn't do well, then the Bears did surprisingly well.

 

[Briggs is GOAT]

Watching the defense give up first downs on 3rd and 45.

 

[Doubledown]

If this team wins more the five they should have a parade.

 

[bearsfootball516]

At the very least, I can't be disappointed because I"m already expecting it to be a train wreck..

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

I dunno about all ya'll, but i'll b e routing for a win every fuckin week.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I really hope Cutler has a career year this year so all you meatball douchenozzles will complain about him for being too good to get a good draft pick.

Blow me.

 

[slimeyjimey]

We need to make a 2015 Bears drinking game.

Examples could be:

Take a sip every time Cutler "cocks" his throwing shoulder.

Take a drink every time an announcer mentions last years defense.

Take a drink when a running back loses yards.

Take a drink when a linebacker misses a tackle.

Take a drink every time a player has to dive or fall down to catch a badly thrown ball.

Finish your drink anytime the Bears commit a turnover.

Add whatever you can think of!


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[Wintermute]

We need to make a 2015 Bears drinking game.

Examples could be:

Take a sip every time Cutler "cocks" his throwing shoulder.

Take a drink every time an announcer mentions last years defense.

Take a drink when a running back loses yards.

Take a drink when a linebacker misses a tackle.

Take a drink every time a player has to dive or fall down to catch a badly thrown ball.

Finish your drink anytime the Bears commit a turnover.

Add whatever you can think of!


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I see alcohol poisoning in my future if this game is played.

What about the Cutler bobble-head thing he does?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

We need to make a 2015 Bears drinking game.

Examples could be:

Take a sip every time Cutler "cocks" his throwing shoulder.

Take a drink every time an announcer mentions last years defense.

Take a drink when a running back loses yards.

Take a drink when a linebacker misses a tackle.

Take a drink every time a player has to dive or fall down to catch a badly thrown ball.

Finish your drink anytime the Bears commit a turnover.

Add whatever you can think of!


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Chug a Fifth of Crowne for every punt Kenjon Barner returns for a TD?