Furry Sex

[ijustposthere]

Have you ever found yourself mid coitus and then realized she had socks on and gotten immediately turned off? Or did you just pull them off of her and carry on?

I just take them off. I have no clue why the **** it bothers me so much.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Would you say socks make you squirrelly?

 

[Burque]

I just take them off. I have no clue why the **** it bothers me so much.

I don't know why but this reminds me of the scene in Mallrats where they are on the game show stage and Brody tells her "yea and take off your socks when you are making whoopie, or whatever the hell that word is, he hates it when you leave them on.

 

[ytsejam]

Idk i always thought just socks is sexy

I knew a chick you could lay her down on broken glass and hit that shit but only if you kept your socks on.

 

[ijustposthere]

I knew a chick you could lay her down on broken glass and hit that shit but only if you kept your socks on.

Even worse. I hate wearing socks.

 

[Tater]

Even worse. I hate wearing socks.

 

[ijustposthere]

I was at a party once and some dude complimented my socks. I was like, yeah, I've had em for a while and he goes, "Just take the compliment." I was like, "they're just fucking socks." Who the hell compliments another dudes socks?

 

[MDB111™]

I was at a party once and some dude complimented my socks. I was like, yeah, I've had em for a while and he goes, "Just take the compliment." I was like, "they're just fucking socks." Who the hell compliments another dudes socks?

i think he wanted whoopie sex from you.

 

[Burque]

i think he wanted whoopie sex from you.

But he wanted it with the socks on..

 

[MDB111™]

@msadows

Sorry for tagging you here. I don't think Furries like drunk homophobic homosexuals

 

[Tater]

Well, did you have furry sex yet?

 

[MDB111™]

Well, did you have furry sex yet?

No. The outfit came in and the wife hated it.

 

[airtime143]

I have always wondered why furries are a thing but there is no robot fetish. Dudes dressing up as voltron and their lady dressing up as mega maid.
Seems like a missed opportunity.

 

[MDB111™]

I have always wondered why furries are a thing but there is no robot fetish. Dudes dressing up as voltron and their lady dressing up as mega maid.
Seems like a missed opportunity.

Seems painful.

 

[KoreanBear]

Seems painful.

Penis, transform.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I dated a girl whose brother was a furry. He’d go to conventions all the time across the country. Apparently late night in the hotels at a furry convention turn into quite the orgy.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Thought this thread was going to be about German women.

 

[MDB111™]

I dated a girl whose brother was a furry. He’d go to conventions all the time across the country. Apparently late night in the hotels at a furry convention turn into quite the orgy.

I have so many questions. I wonder if breaking character is like thee cardinal sin in Furrydom?

It seems like it would be hard to brag to your buddies about getting lucky.
"Did you get lucky?"
"yup, a horse, a squirrel and a rabbit!"

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I have so many questions. I wonder if breaking character is like thee cardinal sin in Furrydom?

It seems like it would be hard to brag to your buddies about getting lucky.
"Did you get lucky?"
"yup, a horse, a squirrel and a rabbit!"

He said the real advantage is never having to give your name.

 

[MDB111™]

He said the real advantage is never having to give your name.

Kinda seems like the gateway into boinking livestock.