Girls are Special person

[Mitchapalooza]

The girl I'm talking to right now always gets sick. She's short and skinny so I thought maybe she just got sick a lot idk. I feel like skinny people get sick a lot easier. Or maybe I'm just Special person. Either way, I've gotten sick twice from her. Once was really bad, I got a bad case of strep. Anyways tonight she told me she was sick and had a fever. I asked her why the **** she always gets sick and she just said "idk blah blah" so then I asked her what medicine she's taking. The answer made me facepalm: "I don't take medicine, it's bad for you. It's my last resort."

WHAT?

I was like "isn't it funny how you don't take medicine and you ALWAYS get sick?" ... she says "well I do like home remedies" I was like "get anti-biotics" her response? "no theyre bad for you"

WHAT?

She's a smart girl excluding this whole fiasco. I'm kind of dumbfounded. How can someone be that stupid?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

The girl I'm talking to right now always gets sick. She's short and skinny so I thought maybe she just got sick a lot idk. I feel like skinny people get sick a lot easier. Or maybe I'm just Special person. Either way, I've gotten sick twice from her. Once was really bad, I got a bad case of strep. Anyways tonight she told me she was sick and had a fever. I asked her why the **** she always gets sick and she just said "idk blah blah" so then I asked her what medicine she's taking. The answer made me facepalm: "I don't take medicine, it's bad for you. It's my last resort."

WHAT?

I was like "isn't it funny how you don't take medicine and you ALWAYS get sick?" ... she says "well I do like home remedies" I was like "get anti-biotics" her response? "no theyre bad for you"

WHAT?

She's a smart girl excluding this whole fiasco. I'm kind of dumbfounded. How can someone be that stupid?

Sounds like you need to sober up.

 

[TCD]

She's a fucking heroin junky dude. Short, skinny and sick a lot.

does she have scabs all over her face and does she like to drink 4 big gulps a day?

 

[Wild_x_Card]

Cool story bro. You could just keep it real and say she gave you the Clap and refuses to take the Antibiotics for it. Then your dumb ass slept with her again.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

She's a fucking heroin junky dude. Short, skinny and sick a lot.

does she have scabs all over her face and does she like to drink 4 big gulps a day?

LOL not like freakish skinny. she's a good girl, no drugs brah

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Cool story bro. You could just keep it real and say she gave you the Clap and refuses to take the Antibiotics for it. Then your dumb ass slept with her again.

definitely no STDs in play here bruh

 

[SilenceS]

Um, thats why when they start talking you plug the hole. I mean you are dealing with it all wrong. you should be saying, "Oh, you like home remedies. I got this salty, thick all natural product that helps with sore throats." Or "I was always told you just have to sweat out a cold." Just start finger blasting her. Im talking like a Tommy gun. No ***** can deny a good finger blasting out of nowhere.

 

[Wild_x_Card]

definitely no STDs in play here bruh

Its a true story actually. I had a buddy that did just what I said. Fucking classic

 

[TCD]

You are going to have to be "that asshole" who slips ant-biotics into her drinks. Now must gentleman prefer putting roofies in their ladies drinks but I think you need to be a bit more of a slime bucket and toss some Amoxicillin into her drinks.

 

[SilenceS]

definitely no STDs in play here bruh

They all say that then you hook up with a burner. Its ok though. All it means is they put out.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Its a true story actually. I had a buddy that did just what I said. Fucking classic

if a chick ever gave me an std id never talk to em again. hope you slapped him haha

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Um, thats why when they start talking you plug the hole. I mean you are dealing with it all wrong. you should be saying, "Oh, you like home remedies. I got this salty, thick all natural product that helps with sore throats." Or "I was always told you just have to sweat out a cold." Just start finger blasting her. Im talking like a Tommy gun. No ***** can deny a good finger blasting out of nowhere.

i love you lmao

 

[SilenceS]

if a chick ever gave me an std id never talk to em again. hope you slapped him haha

You dont want the Herp or the Aids. The rest is easy pessy, Japaneasy.

 

[Shawon0Meter]

She probably gets sick because her parents had her vaccinated as a child

 

[Wild_x_Card]

They all say that then you hook up with a burner. Its ok though. All it means is they put out.

Been there, Twice. 2nd time no Burn just the drip. First time, I wanted to die from the pain.

Two different Continent's so perhaps the South African version of the Clap is stronger then murica.

 

[Shawon0Meter]

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Maybe skinny, Special person girl is just allergic to you, Johnny.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Maybe skinny, Special person girl is just allergic to you, Johnny.

could be it. or maybe medicine is just good for you? :shrug:

 

[Urblock]

Johnny and Despo.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Johnny and Despo.

bruh.