Girls are Special person

[Desperado34]

For me, personally, the Asshole part is key because I don't want any type of relationship other then a **** buddy. I don't Date anymore. May hangout on the side with the cool ones but that's about it. Its all about no ties for me at this point in my life. I can pull the asshole off and still be funny so it works for me.

I feel you. Respect the whole portion of being honest, but I've told girls that I didn't want any sort of commitment in a polite manner.

Oh shit, maybe you are right. They tend to want to be with me even more when I state the grounds of NO actual romantic relationship.

 

[Desperado34]

You have to get them to laugh then you are golden. You can be an ugly dude but if you got swag and give no fucks. It intrigues the hell out of them. I always tell them I will never be thirsty.

Act like a girl can't join your club, and they'll do anything to get in.

 

[Wild_x_Card]

You have to get them to laugh then you are golden. You can be an ugly dude but if you got swag and give no fucks. It intrigues the hell out of them. I always tell them I will never be thirsty.

This is the Epitome of my buddy Adam. He's been this way since highschool. Out of shape, Bad hair but a great smile and a great impromptu comedian who walks with an aura around him and he slays tail. Some chicks are way out of his league.

 

[Wild_x_Card]

I feel you. Respect the whole portion of being honest, but I've told girls that I didn't want any sort of commitment in a polite manner.

Oh shit, maybe you are right. They tend to want to be with me even more when I state the grounds of NO actual romantic relationship.

intrigued is key. I'm not like an overbearing asshole that nobody can stomach. I can charm it up when the situation calls for it. versatile In a way.

 

[Desperado34]

intrigued is key. I'm not like an overbearing asshole that nobody can stomach. I can charm it up when the situation calls for it. versatile In a way.

Sorry bout the divorce. The rate is what? 60% now? Sucks man. But props to be direct and forward with a chick. I'm not an asshole with girls, I do try and tell the girls that wanna talk to me I'm not interested but my god it seems like they leech on even harder!

 

[Mitchapalooza]

intrigued is key. I'm not like an overbearing asshole that nobody can stomach. I can charm it up when the situation calls for it. versatile In a way.

I'm somewhat the same. I can read some girls well enough to know how to act when I meet em. Some girls go for the asshole and just wanna get laid, so that works. Some girls take time. Like you said, acting like you don't give a **** and being funny = panties off.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Act like a girl can't join your club, and they'll do anything to get in.

Lol last girl I slept with caught feelings. She's a friend of mine too, but she's a drama queen and kinda sucks but is hot and can ****. So we were at a party and she was like "yeah I really like you, blah blah blah" and I was just straight up "yeah I don't like you like that, we both knew what it was, just a hook up." Then she got all pissed so I ignored her all night. Now she still wants it lol.

 

[HeHateMe]

This thread...

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

This thread...

Despbro dating advice. ...

.... I would rather learn to paint from Helen Keller.

 

[SilenceS]

You knooowwww Ill **** ya girl. Face down, ass up you know I like to **** your girl. In the middle of the night, put it in her butt. Ill **** ya girl. If the puss get dry and the ***** got a curl, rub in her hair. I want to **** your girl. Woth my dick in her mouth. Choking her out. Still gonna **** ya girl!

I aint mad at ya!

 

[clonetrooper264]

Well that was an interesting thread...

Sounds like this girl has a weak immune system

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

No deep kissing after ass to mouth.
I thought everyone understood this rule.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

This was a good read the 2nd time through.

I think despbro's "bullshit meter" exploded halfway through the 2nd page.

That's a new record for him.

 

[Wild_x_Card]

Sorry bout the divorce. The rate is what? 60% now? Sucks man. But props to be direct and forward with a chick. I'm not an asshole with girls, I do try and tell the girls that wanna talk to me I'm not interested but my god it seems like they leech on even harder!

Its not a big deal Mang. We're still pretty tight and hangout when we can. We even had a Divorce party, went out on the town, got sloppy together and told anybody that would listen we were getting a divorce.

We just couldn't live together as we found out. She's really Liberal and I'm in the Army so she didn't make a good Army wife and I didn't want her to be stuck in that situation. So its all good.

 

[Wild_x_Card]

This thread...is Fkn Ace

FTFY Brah

 

[Desperado34]

Despbro dating advice. ...

.... I would rather learn to paint from Helen Keller.

Haha im under the impression dating and women isn't something you do often. Remember that thing of me making fun of you for posting all weekend? Perhaps because you don't do much other than this .

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Haha im under the impression dating and women isn't something you do often. Remember that thing of me making fun of you for posting all weekend? Perhaps because you don't do much other than this .

#original

 

[Desperado34]

Its not a big deal Mang. We're still pretty tight and hangout when we can. We even had a Divorce party, went out on the town, got sloppy together and told anybody that would listen we were getting a divorce.

We just couldn't live together as we found out. She's really Liberal and I'm in the Army so she didn't make a good Army wife and I didn't want her to be stuck in that situation. So its all good.

That's actually awesome and super respectable of you two. Sorry it couldn't work out though, seems as if you both respect each other though./

A divorce party.. lol that's awesome.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Haha im under the impression dating and women isn't something you do often. Remember that thing of me making fun of you for posting all weekend? Perhaps because you don't do much other than this .

I've seen some of the women Grimson pulls.
He's doing just fine.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

They even take out his garbage on Wednesdays.